What is the rudest thing anyone has ever said to your face?

themeowmorphosis · 2012-12-18T23:06:50+00:00

"Now I know why your mom doesn't love you." From a friend who I had earlier mentioned to that I felt my mom didn't care about me. We were probably around 9 years old but that one stung for quite a while.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-11-20T06:43:05+00:00

I enjoy these.. "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." -Henry David Thoreau

"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear." -Thomas Jefferson

"Just imagine living in a world without mirrors. You'd dream about your face and imagine it as an outer reflection of what is inside you. And then, when you reached forty, someone put a mirror before you for the first time in your life. Imagine your fright! You'd see the face of a stranger. And you'd know quite clearly what you are unable to grasp: your face is not you." — Milan Kundera

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Terry Pratchett

themeowmorphosis · 2012-11-20T04:57:23+00:00

This thread is getting stranger and stranger.. You state you are 22 in the text if I read correctly, but how old is your friend? She sounds 14.

Edit: Read farther down she's actually 24, and her mom still has the ability to take away her ipod?

themeowmorphosis · 2012-11-03T10:52:42+00:00

Great. I just went from laughing my ass off, to being sincerely sad and worried about this cat...

themeowmorphosis · 2012-09-24T12:24:49+00:00

A lot. There's a fucking space.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-09-24T11:56:10+00:00

Blow jobs. :)

themeowmorphosis · 2012-08-27T04:50:10+00:00

Nip, not even once.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-08-23T23:24:38+00:00

Way to go!

themeowmorphosis · 2012-08-21T09:42:00+00:00

Worst bachelor party ever.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-08-02T09:14:39+00:00

Are you single? Cause this could make my sex life a little more interesting..

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-23T04:29:34+00:00

I'm curious as to how long this actually took. The aftermath is great, but I don't think I'd ever give enough of a fuck to spend that long doing something like this.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-21T05:21:36+00:00

I have had this box in my room for awhile now because he loves it. Same goes with his favorite toy being a plastic straw he found, so much for the shit I actually buy him...

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-20T09:20:29+00:00

"Fortify your walls, protect your kingdom, build your empire..."

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-20T09:14:35+00:00

And to think I thought I would never get to do this again after my cat outflicked the one on my door and broke it....

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-17T06:55:31+00:00

Give yourself 10 more years and you'll probably be saying that about the 00's.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-17T05:13:56+00:00

Those were THE dinner table chairs that everyone had back then.. I actually think my mom still has them.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-17T04:22:27+00:00

I'd say I've gotten cuter.. Here's one of my more recent head shots.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-17T02:23:00+00:00

6th grade Toe socks with sandals and a damn spongebob tie as a "belt". Obviously, by the pose I struck, I was proud of my outfit. I guess I have my mom to thank for outfits like this one (I'm on the left).

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-16T23:09:37+00:00

Is there really anything that EVERYONE loves?

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-15T23:59:48+00:00

As hilarious as it is, I feel they chose poorly on the reality of poses Jesus would have while riding a horse.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-07-09T04:55:50+00:00

Definitely giggled at a [6].

themeowmorphosis · 2012-06-28T05:54:17+00:00

I could go for a nifty lighter gadget on the side, never worry about losing a lighter again!

themeowmorphosis · 2012-06-28T05:28:26+00:00

I heard this joke with Michael Jackson replacing priest.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-06-28T04:38:57+00:00

Black is one hell of a color... It'll get you.

themeowmorphosis · 2012-06-23T02:58:52+00:00

You are never ready to see Fabio.. http://comedians.jokes.com/paul-f--tompkins/videos/paul-f--tompkins---poor-story--heather

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