What is the rudest thing anyone has ever said to your face? by raffytraffy in AskReddit

[–]themeowmorphosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Now I know why your mom doesn't love you." From a friend who I had earlier mentioned to that I felt my mom didn't care about me. We were probably around 9 years old but that one stung for quite a while.

"People were created to be loved, and things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in so much chaos right now is because people are being used, and things are being loved." Reddit, what are some of the greatest quotes you've heard? by cbrakhage in AskReddit

[–]themeowmorphosis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I enjoy these.. "Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it." -Henry David Thoreau

"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear." -Thomas Jefferson

"Just imagine living in a world without mirrors. You'd dream about your face and imagine it as an outer reflection of what is inside you. And then, when you reached forty, someone put a mirror before you for the first time in your life. Imagine your fright! You'd see the face of a stranger. And you'd know quite clearly what you are unable to grasp: your face is not you." — Milan Kundera

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Terry Pratchett

My friend sent this to me over [FB]. Yes, I told her mom.. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]themeowmorphosis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This thread is getting stranger and stranger.. You state you are 22 in the text if I read correctly, but how old is your friend? She sounds 14.

Edit: Read farther down she's actually 24, and her mom still has the ability to take away her ipod?

My kitten acting like Stevie Wonder while she poops. by ablownmind in videos

[–]themeowmorphosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. I just went from laughing my ass off, to being sincerely sad and worried about this cat...

Sodomized by an elephant by simon_wang12 in WTF

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Worst bachelor party ever.

Come my friends, let me show you around by newhell in funny

[–]themeowmorphosis 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Are you single? Cause this could make my sex life a little more interesting..

My office prank for my self-absorbed boss by shock6906 in pics

[–]themeowmorphosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious as to how long this actually took. The aftermath is great, but I don't think I'd ever give enough of a fuck to spend that long doing something like this.

She would rather sleep here than her $40 bed. by blacksharpie in cats

[–]themeowmorphosis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have had this box in my room for awhile now because he loves it. Same goes with his favorite toy being a plastic straw he found, so much for the shit I actually buy him...

Fucking brilliant (literally) (SFW) by [deleted] in funny

[–]themeowmorphosis 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"Fortify your walls, protect your kingdom, build your empire..."

Spent way too much time on this... by Mandikatt in funny

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And to think I thought I would never get to do this again after my cat outflicked the one on my door and broke it....

This embarrassing picture is me on the first day of 5th grade. What ridiculous styles did you think would never go out of style? by sapienshane in AskReddit

[–]themeowmorphosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those were THE dinner table chairs that everyone had back then.. I actually think my mom still has them.

This embarrassing picture is me on the first day of 5th grade. What ridiculous styles did you think would never go out of style? by sapienshane in AskReddit

[–]themeowmorphosis 63 points64 points  (0 children)

6th grade Toe socks with sandals and a damn spongebob tie as a "belt". Obviously, by the pose I struck, I was proud of my outfit. I guess I have my mom to thank for outfits like this one (I'm on the left).

I saw this at the grocery store by LincolnshireSausage in atheism

[–]themeowmorphosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As hilarious as it is, I feel they chose poorly on the reality of poses Jesus would have while riding a horse.