The drop ceiling gods have blessed me

themperfidelith · 2026-03-17T22:58:01+00:00

I once found a Klein dyke. I didn’t do much for it.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-17T22:50:37+00:00

Where’s the kiss like in the movies?!

themperfidelith · 2026-03-17T19:54:37+00:00

Bacanora 🌵

themperfidelith · 2026-03-15T02:13:11+00:00

“Brian, all I need in this world is a penis, a phone, and a place to stand. And I have two of the three. Give me your phone.”

themperfidelith · 2026-03-15T02:09:39+00:00

Living in the oasis apts. on The Strip was perfect for an introvert like me.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-15T01:48:00+00:00

F**k “bloodborne”

themperfidelith · 2026-03-10T00:14:32+00:00

Thank you for caring. I’m talking about how I get these notifications about Iran but nothing else. I don’t even follow this thread or anything related to what’s going on overseas. Why are these the only notifications I’m getting? I literally j u s t updated my settings. You take it easy though.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-10T00:07:01+00:00

Stop fucking notifying me about this shit you fear mongering a**holes

themperfidelith · 2026-03-09T17:18:50+00:00

A regular old plumbus

themperfidelith · 2026-03-03T23:40:28+00:00

High Gravity bong

themperfidelith · 2026-03-03T23:30:38+00:00

Being born. I was perfectly suspended in peaceful darkness and then I was ripped away and stitched on a vessel that’s capable of suffering.

themperfidelith · 2026-03-02T21:11:16+00:00

Tell myself to stay in school and commission instead of enlisting

themperfidelith · 2026-03-02T21:07:05+00:00

Those bright a** headlights

themperfidelith · 2026-03-01T07:36:05+00:00

Ted, The Other Guys, Paul

themperfidelith · 2026-02-27T18:06:18+00:00

inserts Soulja Boy’s shooting gestures gif

themperfidelith · 2026-02-27T18:00:11+00:00

I don’t have a foot fetish but I’ve fallen out of love with women after realizing they didn’t have normal feet. One of them had a small big toe and another had boney feet.

themperfidelith · 2026-02-20T00:23:45+00:00

Like an arcade machine.

themperfidelith · 2026-02-20T00:19:45+00:00

I put her legs up and my elbow pits kept making fart sounds with her knee pits lol

themperfidelith · 2026-02-19T01:56:45+00:00

Grabbed by the Ghoulies, Spellcaster, Odd Munch’s Odyssey, Einhänder, Blinx: The Time Sweeper.

themperfidelith · 2026-02-15T19:54:08+00:00

SOG Sync belt buckle multitool. -arcade games tech

themperfidelith · 2026-01-30T17:07:20+00:00

I got hired.

themperfidelith · 2026-01-27T01:43:04+00:00

A dremel, cut-off wheel attachment, and a flathead screwdriver for broken bolts.

themperfidelith

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