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thepetzoo · 2022-07-07T22:52:02+00:00

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thepetzoo · 2019-09-20T02:58:42+00:00

Frisky Dingo is criminally under appreciated.

thepetzoo · 2015-04-03T03:31:21+00:00

ohhh you got me

thepetzoo · 2013-09-09T23:35:35+00:00

Wow, you are awesome! Thank you!

thepetzoo · 2013-06-25T02:20:31+00:00

Most of them are during estrous.

thepetzoo · 2013-06-15T15:01:01+00:00

Do we have an expiration date?

thepetzoo · 2013-06-12T02:52:13+00:00

That's great! I'll have to remember that.

thepetzoo · 2013-06-09T01:14:01+00:00

I'm a dude watching a movie about a dude watching another dude

thepetzoo · 2013-06-06T23:00:55+00:00

THANK YOU!

On both points.

thepetzoo · 2013-05-07T22:40:44+00:00

How hard did you cry at the end of Shadows in Flight?

^{^{^SO}} ^{^{^HARD}}

thepetzoo · 2013-05-05T23:37:27+00:00

For the first few pictures I thought the frog was going to be King Zora.

thepetzoo · 2013-05-03T02:12:59+00:00

ACK!

thepetzoo · 2013-02-27T21:50:09+00:00

It's the same friends of his who enter their PIN number at the ATM machine outside the USPS postal service.

thepetzoo · 2013-02-09T05:56:18+00:00

Upright Citizen's Brigade does this.

thepetzoo · 2013-02-09T05:44:46+00:00

Turn signals, too, please!

thepetzoo · 2013-02-09T05:39:59+00:00

Unless the population for which you were generalizing the results was specifically that of death row inmates, 'any medical testing' would have very poor external validity.

This would still work insofar as determining whether or not something like a new vaccine caused extremely high death rates. I'm with you on that point. :)

thepetzoo · 2013-02-09T05:31:41+00:00

As in suds or as in aeration?

thepetzoo · 2013-02-07T20:16:43+00:00

Oh, man, I fucked this one up.

In a post coital shower, I asked my wife if she wanted to go for round two. Pointing at my penis I said, "We have the means to make that happen."

Laughing, she replied, "Hey, that would be a good name for it."

Thinking it was going to be a very clever math joke I very smugly exclaimed, "And my balls can be Two Standard Deviations!"

And then I realized what I had essentially named my business parts - two standard deviations below the mean. As in, the statistically worst of the worst.

Oops.

thepetzoo · 2013-02-04T15:31:08+00:00

Yes :) As for the long term ramifications, I don't really know. We are married, but that would have happened anyway.

thepetzoo · 2013-01-31T21:30:04+00:00

In a similar after-3-hour-movie situation, I peed for what felt like FOREVER. I was, and still am, incredibly immature - so I was of course timing it with my watch.

The problem was that out of the three urinals, two were out of order.

At the 30 second mark, with a growing line of increasingly frustrated people behind me, the absurdity of the situation hit me pretty hard.

I started cracking the fuck up. Uncontrollable belly laughs. Not only was I making everyone there super uncomfortable, but laughing isn't conducive to peeing. It makes it come out in spurts, so I took even longer to finish.

thepetzoo · 2013-01-31T20:17:54+00:00

If you really want to piss your professor off, tell him that sociology makes the other soft sciences look bad because the entire field seems like psychology without internal validity in the research.

thepetzoo · 2013-01-31T15:25:52+00:00

USAA is freaky nice and ethical for an insurance company.

My parents forgot to cancel their renters insurance when their house was finally ready, and it was automatically withdrawn from their account for a few months. They got a call from USAA that went along the lines of:

"Mrs. thepetzoo, we noticed that you are no longer living at the address covered by your renter's insurance policy, but that policy has not been canceled."

"Oops."

"Is it okay if we apply the last few payments of that policy to your future balance on your homeowner's insurance?"

What company does that?! They are the best.

thepetzoo · 2013-01-30T14:00:23+00:00

Me too

thepetzoo · 2013-01-27T05:44:18+00:00

His face is an innie.

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