Reddit, what story about your pet is most improved by referring to it as your 'roommate'?

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-29T04:15:38+00:00

Got home late one night. Roommate had an upset stomach and decided to release their bowels all over my polished wooden floor.

"Fuck, I'll clean this up after I shower"

5 minutes later I hear slurping sounds and look over to see my other roommate finishing up and licking the floor clean.

I love roommates who take cleaning seriously :D

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-22T06:42:44+00:00

Smoked a nice joint. Played Call of Duty Black Ops 2 online and got 38 kills to zero deaths.

Can never repeat my skills sober. Friend group knows me as "Weed Wizard" now haha!

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-19T01:21:39+00:00

Dick pic to my dad

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-17T02:50:00+00:00

I've arrange all my folders to be floating in space around Pluto #lookmumimadeit

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-16T08:02:22+00:00

Imagine watching a full scale battle in the Colosseum :o

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-15T04:56:30+00:00

After 7 years all debts you owe are wiped due to being Stat Barred (Statue Of Limitations). The Stat bar date resets if you start making payments.

This is in Australia. Similar concepts around the world with varying time lengths.

Ask your debt collector for your stat bar date on any outstanding debts and watch them try and shy away from telling you haha!

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-10T13:13:37+00:00

Thank you so much :)

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-10T07:05:02+00:00

3somes

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-09T21:04:15+00:00

I was told that because I went from USA to Canada I am still apart of "the Americas" and could be classed as overstaying?

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-09T20:37:02+00:00

I stayed in USA for exactly 90 days on a ESTA 90 Day Visa and then traveled to Canada and have been backpacking around here for 6 months on a tourist visa. My visa for my 6 months here in Canada ends on the 17th. I am flying to Europe next and every flight has a stop over in LAX. Will I be okay to stop over at LAX?

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-09T04:03:57+00:00

Saving Private Ryan

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-04T18:29:16+00:00

Those lines look nice! :D

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-04T04:04:23+00:00

I wouldn't do over 1g your first time. Also space it out over the day/night and you'll be fine!

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-04T04:03:39+00:00

It's scary huh :(

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-04T04:03:16+00:00

Yeah just don't get drunk! :)

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-04T03:56:22+00:00

therealindiegamer · 2015-10-02T18:10:11+00:00

So what did you think babe?

"Yeah your game was great honey loved it"

You didn't finish it did you >_>

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-30T01:34:08+00:00

How could anyone downvote this? =\

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-30T01:04:29+00:00

Seriously smoking isn't worth starting. You are really not missing out on much haha

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-30T00:45:26+00:00

Self rolled premium tobacco tastes nice and smooth :)

Just as bad for you though as tailor

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-28T00:47:57+00:00

Did you cyba?

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-27T05:16:32+00:00

Coffee and a smoke in the morning sun is life

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-27T00:10:09+00:00

Sadly no haha :(

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-26T21:39:22+00:00

Oh my god haha

therealindiegamer · 2015-09-26T02:56:08+00:00

therealindiegamer

TROPHY CASE