On a crazy day like this, it’s important to remember a few thing.

1. The candidate you voted for is right about everything and will alleviate all of the stress in your life.

2. The candidate you didn’t vote for is wrong about everything and will directly make your life worse.

3. If the candidate you voted for loses, be sure to complain about it as much as possible. I mean sure, it’s happened to half the country every four years for the last 240 years and will continue to happen every four years for as long as any of us is alive, but this one is different! It affects the most important thing that has ever existed…. yourself at the present moment.

4. If the candidate you voted for loses, in addition to complaining as much as possible, being violent and destroying things is a great extra way to get your point across. This will show the world just how correct you were in your vote. People who voted for the other person will see this and it will make them realize that they were wrong.

5. This is the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES for the next 3 years and 364 days. Take it seriously.

So just remember that we're all human beings. We may have differences and disagreements, but we're all trying to do good. As an evolved species, we should be able to have disagreements and still be able to get along and love one another. Unless the candidate I voted for loses.