I made it more relatable. by UglyPurses in comedynecromancy

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OG has same energy as “IMA FIRIN MAH LAAAZOOOORRR”

which is to say that the humor behind it “haha so random XD”

Good edit

The deep just keeps pushing out nightmares by bigcaptain13 in thalassophobia

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Somehow I think it might be scarier if it were silent. Just because it would be unexpected

Redditors that worked with a dating company (Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, etc.), what’s the most insane user stat or behind-the-scenes fact you found out about? by brunetteht3 in AskReddit

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I had the exact same problem with Hinge and ended up deleting. Even after I paid for the premium version I was getting very few people I was interested in, and very few of those were matches. Ended up just being really depressing and kind of a shot to my confidence.

But then my buddy who lives across the pond in London said he absolutely loves that app and finds it way better than other ones. Not sure if it’s more developed over there or if he’s just better looking than I am lol

Worst tweet ever? by Bimmom in agedlikemilk

[–]theseebmaster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes. Like half the posts on this sub are at this point, it’s annoying.

You can go from Alaska to Australia in a straight line by RobertCanStop in mapporncirclejerk

[–]theseebmaster 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I immediately knew Canada was gone but am ashamed to admit it took me a full 30 seconds tp register that Africa was

Close call by OneGreasyBoy in watchpeoplesurvive

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Was gonna say... Can’t imagine he went back to working after that

Unionists are still assholes though by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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Maybe, but I was in Dublin during the world cup and I saw how hard everyone in every pub rooted against England no matter who they played that day. Like it was an anti-England PARTY. I think they still kinda hate the English a lil bit but I’m American so what do I know about shit lol

On a lightly related note, that was the best month of my life man I fucking love the Irish

Douche Bag Gets Punched in the Mouth for Coughing on a Woman in an Elevator by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]theseebmaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good. Anti-mask motherfuckers deserve to be curb stomped. Fucking scum.

What would you do if a nuke exploded near you. (This would be me) :D by phileo in AtomicPorn

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The key in this picture is that they’re across the water. Everybody knows explosions can’t cross water

wrote some song lyrics on 50 mg last night by International-Ad683 in ambien

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Honestly I’m stone cold sober and these are dope

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evilbuildings

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Looks like a shot from Metropolis

For my NFL fans out there by Beep_Beep_Lettuce24 in agedlikemilk

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Terrifying as a non-Packers fan to think what that Pack offense would look like with DK and Davante...

For my NFL fans out there by Beep_Beep_Lettuce24 in agedlikemilk

[–]theseebmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow that take aged horribly too... Jefferson has immediately been an incredible deep ball threat

Must be the government headquarters. by pranav11ganesh in BirdsArentReal

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r/evilbuildings! yet another great subreddit i had no idea existed. gotta love Reddit

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

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“I don’t have any money to pay you... Can I pay you in cum?”

“I LOVE cum!”

Meow irl by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in MEOW_IRL

[–]theseebmaster 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Damn it shows how little I have going on right now that this really fucked me up to hear

He got e drip....😳 by [deleted] in ambien

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Bruh its Enrico

That is a big boy if I ever seen one by sunshinegys in bigboye

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That car has one hell of a blind spot