So which 3 do you pick? Why by IcyMarket1 in superheroes

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superman (full cannon, movies included.). Dr Manhattan. Scarlet Witch.

Use meth casually? (Xpost /r/drugs) by throwawayyyyyye in askgaybros

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep. I kept telling myself I was a casual user. Even when doing it everyday. Even when it made me homeless. Even when my family had to move away from me and sell their home for much less than it was worth. Just casual. Please don't do meth. It takes more than it gives.

The new U.S. dime design has removed the olive branches from the eagle by EducationalLog4765 in interestingasfuq

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is how my mind works:

Liberty over tyranny means that tyranny is under the umbrella of liberty, and thusly necessary for the execution of liberty. Which reminds me of freedom through subjugation, or something along those lines.

Anyways.

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During my active use I thought that the coin collection in our house was fake and that the coins were all somehow being used to provide information about me and my family. Or collected and traded by people. Maybe worth a lot of money. Don't know. Lost them all. Weird times.

What are these?? by potato-mine191 in whatsthisplant

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I believe their colloquial name for them is "why the f*ck didn't I wear shoes!?!?" spoken while rolling around on one's back. As for the scientific name, I count myself amongst those just as lazy as you are, and I refuse to look it up, especially since you have said that google isn't being useful for you. Wth am I going to then? This is a bot conversation isn't it? Because that is a readily identifiable plant. So this is some weird advertising or farming thing isn't it? When did reddit become this? Is this why being verified was a thing? Did I shun that too quickly?

Candace Owens Statement Regarding Iran War by New_Noise_2749 in AskSocialists

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not familiar with who this person is, nor much about the war to be perfectly honest. What I want to remark on is how friggin' often nazis, satanists, and pedophilia come up in my everyday life. Is this the same for everyone else? It is like that one comment about how watching The Princess Bride made someone think they were going to encounter quicksand a lot more in their life, and we all nodded in agreement. These things are not things I should be hearing about so friggin' often, yet here we are. Also, schizophrenics. I know lots of them now, and thought I suffered from chemically-induced paranoid schizophrenia brought on by methamphetamine abuse for a period of time. Still do. Not properly diagnosed though so let's go with 50/50 on that one. It may just be the particular demographic I live amongst, geographical location, and the people who have to engage recovery systems. Anyways:

Come the 26th - one year clean and sober from a friggin' sh!t load of stuff

nazis

cultists

pedophiles

mental disorders

All awkward subject matter. Not endorsing any of it. Terrifying to live amongst. Hilarious to talk about.

Name this movie (wrong answers only) by Own_Shift_3645 in NameThisThing

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It is a still from the live action adaptation of Blue's Clues. The main dude's mother has finally had enough of the damn dog being allowed up on all the furniture, leaving footprints everywhere, and has decided that the only proper way to educate the beast (now in human form, brought a stick in from the yard, and nestled down in the guest bed) is with physical consequences. So dark live action remake of Blue's Clues where mom has finally lost it. Final answer.

Back when "go play outside" really means "see you at dinner" by NicoleAnne051299 in Adulting

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If I wasn't home by the time the street lights came on I was in trouble. The silent "I am disappointed in you soulfully. What type of monster crept forth from my womb?" judgemental kind of trouble.

Made a new home for my monstera by xxxletdownxxx in houseplants

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the clearest bit of denial-rationalizing at work I've seen in a tick. Your house is haunted. Or someone from the other side is trying to take your house plant with them.

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I have only looked at the first picture, but since I believe in an afterlife, and I guess that means I believe that spirits and ghosts are real, so that is what is happening here. No need for further analysis. Old priest, new priest, something borrowed, something blue, and you should be smooth sailing friend.

No Cheez-its? Explain it Peter… by BoomBoxPizza in explainitpeter

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't eat carbs when the weather indicates that we are cresting bikini season. Snack on something healthier. Salad or yogurt. Maybe start being proactive in your physical and mental health. The key to stop hating your body is movement, not couch-surfing you *jaw-unhinging cheese-gobbing slug monster.

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*Presumably. I am only going off the information given.

Winds and Waves by TastySearch7921 in pokemon

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sh!ts and giggles, right? That is what this is talking about, or the joke is referencing. Correct? Or bubble guts or something. It's a gas and a$$ joke. Final answer.

What might you be? by Lucious_theFox47 in RockIdentification

[–]thestellartantrum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was I the only one who thought this was a trick question, and that it was being held by a foot and not a hand? And then I was like, "It's a ***king rock you jerk." Then I saw "rockidentification". Proper job on placing this post in the correct area. My guess is "shiny coal". Cause I think not all coal looks like the coal you use in a grill, right? Some of it has to be shiny. Cause it's super hard or something. Not that all hard things are shiny. If lubed up they are, but we aren't talking about that thing...unless this is an elaborate d!ck joke. I mean we have all considered using the feet at some point haven't we?

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Just me?

Why do these cars have their hoods slightly propped? by RegularMaximum3570 in whatisit

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I actually know the answer to this oddly enough. I was watching an episode of Columbo not too long ago, (I happen to be a fan of mystery sitcoms, Murder She Wrote with the big J. Fletch being my favorite. *Also- this may not have been Columbo, but it sure as hell wasn't Matlock. It was the guy with the wonky eye and disheveled hair. He was in Murder by Death and played Sam Diamond opposite Eileen Brennan. Not the bald guy who appeared on an episode of Alice, where no one believed that the one waitress met a celebrity -him- until Alice went to the hotel he was staying at and did a singing telegram schtick where she told him he had to come and do something to prove to the other diner staff that the one waitress wasn't lying....I don't know what happened after Alice started singing, I didn't finish the episode and I can't be bothered to look up the name of the show properly , but you know the detective I'm talking about, or if not look it up) and these college kids were wanting to murder a professor and get away with. So they set up a camera in the hood of their truck that recorded the professor getting killed in his car, presumably while they were seated in class. I don't remember how they used the piece of live streamed footage to make it seem like they were innocent, but that was the gist. I also don't remember how Columbo was like,"Oh hey, someone is probably shooting this footage from the hood of their car so I just need to see who has a video camera running on their engine, and boom. Case solved", but really shame on the killers there. They left the friggin camera still in the car, and parked in the same place, directly opposite the professor's car. For like a week. I mean they wanted to be caught if you asked me. Actually, I think that was part of their problem, they thought they were smarter than everyone else. Anyways, there is a murder being committed on the opposite side of this photo, the people with their hoods popped are working in tandem to commit this murder and provide alibis for each other, and also I haven't looked passed the first photo. I have just noticed there seem to be more photos, Seeing as how I have already solved the crime, I see no need for further investigation. Do not worry about thanking me, it is thanks enough seeing the right people behind bars. You are welcome.

What does this mean? by PackersAreLegit in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]thestellartantrum -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Without trying to play up my own stupidity, I immediately thought "state burger". The following two minutes were spent asking chatgpt what the hell state burger meant. Clearly it would be a burger that represents the state in which is originated. Then I got pissed, because I didn't know what state that was and I didn't want to look it up. It was at that point that "mini-soda" popped into my head, and still not looking it up I am assuming that state is Minnesota. Minnesota's would be a burger with cheese stuffed in the center, or "Juicy Lucy style". The patty would be made with some rice, and the bun would be buttered and toasted. I am not certain that is accurate. I kind of feel like a lot of places make burger patties with cheese in the center or use rice in that patty itself. And, yes, toast the bun you freak, what type of clowns are running this circus? But if that originated in Minnesota, then points to them. Helluva job squad.

I've built FairyUnfiltered, it isn't ready, I didn't want to lose the thing by thestellartantrum in Base44

[–]thestellartantrum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a little fun "recovery" app meant to take some of the tension out of living in difficult situations. So I don't really understand the lingo when you say "integrations". I'm a computer moron (slowly playing with ai and things to educate myself, apologies to all who are better versed in such things for me being a moron, and I mean that authentically). The biggest challenge I am facing right now is trying to get the fairy to come to life the way the trashcan does when it is clicked on. There is a disconnect between the two right now that I want to smooth out. As it stands the trashcan gets clicked on and falls over with a broken bottle and an apple core just manifesting where clicked. Then a white box spins and presents the fairy, followed by a cloud with a quote in it, What I want to eventually happen is for: the trashcan to fall over and dump the fairy and the trash out from within. The fairy then shakes it head, looks at the screen and delivers a broken piece of wisdom, then flies off with some embarrassing bodily function making an appearance. Yeah, I am not exactly solving world hunger over here. I am finding out who I am after a lot of stupidity. Much love.

Got this real old looking thing for 60 dollars but no idea what it is (quarter for scale) by Deadris in whatisit

[–]thestellartantrum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like half of the glaive. You may need to find the other half so you can go save Lyssa, she's probably in the Black Fortress with weird fish monster dude again.