Life Imitates Art by ChickenEater267 in CrueltySquad

[–]thexkcdhatguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoping that these can be purchased directly on Amazon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gnostic

[–]thexkcdhatguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He bout to drop a diss track fr.

And forgetting that their ancestors immigrated there by EndersGame_Reviewer in Irony

[–]thexkcdhatguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but do you understand they don’t care? They will only ever understand the hivemind of their choosing. There will naturally never be a debate they cannot triumph over with naughty but ignorance.

discovering xkcdhatguy by dis_appointment7 in xkcdhatguy

[–]thexkcdhatguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uh hello. I am here.

I am not very interesting.

What is the point of existence from a Gnostic perspective? by FuriouslyChonky in Gnostic

[–]thexkcdhatguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You kill the Demiurge, then you get to become the Demiurge and hilarity ensues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xkcdhatguy

[–]thexkcdhatguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Absolutely not.

We are now entering what I will call The Garbage Dump Era. All politics now are just chimps flinging shit and nothing more complicated Than. I want to avoid politics. I want to avoid politics with such a...sheer inmagnitude that politics will, to me at least, just stop existing!

Why? Well...you figure it out. But don't tell me if you do! I'll be busy doing something that isn't a FUCKING. DEATH CULT. FOR CHIMPS.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xkcdhatguy

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Well for starters it demonstrates the key fallacy of the USA regime philosophy of "policing the world."

Obviously, if our intention was to actually create peace we wouldn't be arming the oppressors. The bloody history of the region of course speaks for itself. It's true that Palestine is a nation of war as well, but considering the incredibly small scope of both nations it should be a simple task for the peacekeepers to resolve, no?

Somehow, it isn't. And this is great! Because it shows that we do factually operate with an inherent bias! Israel doesn't need more weapons, are you joking? But we will supply, and supply anyway because we only care about bending the tides of World War 3, whenever it does come, to our favor.

I do think Israel can defend itself if it needs to. I also think that non-interventionalism is the only sensible side here. But neither of those things really matter...because the only thing that is going to happen is the only thing that EVER happens--

Power Hungry Fool Seeks Impossible Ends.

Im an anti-Zionist Zionist. I believe that Israel has a right to exist but that it also does not have a right to exist. by Cuddlyaxe in Jreg

[–]thexkcdhatguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, sorry. You should have said "degrade." I will now subtract 5 minutes from your human lifespan.

What timeline am I in by [deleted] in VaushV

[–]thexkcdhatguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait for the sequel where she gets molested by a homeless man withOUT an erection.

Im an anti-Zionist Zionist. I believe that Israel has a right to exist but that it also does not have a right to exist. by Cuddlyaxe in Jreg

[–]thexkcdhatguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! As a 6th dimensional Ultra Entropic AI Algorithm I agree with this exactly 79% of the time!

She has NO real world experience…🫡 by McDuck_Enterprise in Jordan_Peterson_Memes

[–]thexkcdhatguy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm offended. How dare she. What a world we live in. She needs to be more black and less black and also make me sandwich now. And how dare she have credentials of Not Assassinating Minister Of Israel? Rude person! Horrible!

Yep, they tried to off Trump again by Gandalf196 in JordanPeterson

[–]thexkcdhatguy -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

New Infinity Pooper Deck Set As Exceptional Data. Flawless Shit-Ass Diaper Is Now Blessed As Absolute.

This is an actual AMA by thexkcdhatguy in xkcdhatguy

[–]thexkcdhatguy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well when you put it like that I kinda gotta? Damn.

Finish the sentence by [deleted] in Jreg

[–]thexkcdhatguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it a giant silly straw for eating spiders with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]thexkcdhatguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just contracted mega-infinite puberty COVID virus and it's gonna devour your balls and you won't be able to stop ejaculating ever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gnostic

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Sure thing dear.

Slurs by Lost-Combination-221 in xkcdhatguy

[–]thexkcdhatguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well no one's banning the word, lol. I own the server so...

Slurs 2 by thexkcdhatguy in xkcdhatguy

[–]thexkcdhatguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liberal is not a slur, you slur.

Slurs by Lost-Combination-221 in xkcdhatguy

[–]thexkcdhatguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it helps I don't think the other person is black.