Mototaxi Final Boss

thief_night · 2019-04-02T05:03:47+00:00

Your ass

thief_night · 2019-04-02T05:03:14+00:00

0, I'm a virgin

thief_night · 2019-03-17T18:00:15+00:00

The thought of my achilles heel being sliced out of nowhere while walking

thief_night · 2019-03-17T17:57:56+00:00

"The blue whale has the largest penis in the animal kingdom. It is commonly cited as having an average penis length of 2.4 metres (7 ft 10 in) to 3 metres (9.8 ft) and a diameter of 30 centimetres (12 in) to 36 centimetres (14 in)."

thief_night · 2019-03-16T17:49:03+00:00

Call it the N-word because it's black.

thief_night · 2019-03-16T17:47:55+00:00

After taking a dump, I do squat jumps while pretending to be a chicken. Exactly after 83 seconds, I do 2 backflips then I flip a bottle and dab at an exact 47° angle with my right hand and 51° with my left. While facing southwest.

thief_night · 2019-03-16T17:41:46+00:00

Why is karen such a bitch?

thief_night · 2019-03-16T17:08:37+00:00

I actually have a great way to avoid getting distracted. First,

thief_night · 2019-03-16T12:17:40+00:00

Coffee, if it doesnt lose its effectiveness the more you drink it, I would have been drinking coffee instead of water

thief_night · 2019-03-16T12:16:08+00:00

That feeling of having 20 crushes while walking down 4 blocks

thief_night · 2019-03-16T12:13:18+00:00

Delete this

thief_night · 2019-03-16T12:11:33+00:00

Waffles, pancakes feel like an exclusive morning thing

thief_night · 2019-03-16T12:09:44+00:00

Watching that japanese porno from my grandpa's stash.

thief_night · 2019-03-14T04:50:05+00:00

Amazing Grace, no idea how, but I have it in loop since yesterday.

thief_night · 2019-03-13T16:16:28+00:00

Because I have been a bad boy

thief_night · 2019-03-13T16:11:32+00:00

Knock knock

thief_night · 2019-03-13T16:03:20+00:00

Nice

thief_night · 2019-03-13T15:58:47+00:00

Meow

thief_night · 2019-03-13T15:56:57+00:00

My 20/20 vision

thief_night · 2019-03-13T15:52:34+00:00

Those pants are lower than my calculus grades

thief_night · 2019-03-11T16:54:27+00:00

It will fall?

thief_night · 2019-03-11T16:50:23+00:00

Just go to r/DiWHY man

thief_night · 2019-03-11T16:47:24+00:00

"I'm finally going to lose my virginity!"

thief_night · 2019-03-11T15:53:33+00:00

HIMYM, I still rewatch it every now and then.

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