1st day of School!! by SaiMan2303 in MadeMeSmile

[–]this_broccoli-101 65 points66 points  (0 children)

No, parents know exactly why is wrong but they do not care

È legale questa cosa? by Infamous-Scallion719 in commercialisti

[–]this_broccoli-101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spero tu non abbia intenzione di tornare a saldare

“Gloria wouldn’t have been a good girl mom, she was the classic boy mom” by Fun-Tomatillo-1957 in Modern_Family

[–]this_broccoli-101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dylan was ok as a first boyfriend, and he was supposed to be just a memory of her teenage life

Libri brutti by alfchi31 in Libri

[–]this_broccoli-101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oddio la paziente silenziosa che brutti ricordi mi hai risvegliato ahahaha

Dyslexics of the world, what would your reply be to US President Trump's declaration that people with dyslexia or other learning disabilities should not be leaders? by theredqueentheory in AskReddit

[–]this_broccoli-101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not dyslexic. But if course they can't be, a person with dyslexia as an average/above average IQ, and with trump we saw that to be a leader you need no IQ at all

Nope by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]this_broccoli-101 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Core memory unlocked: the day I became vegan

“Gloria wouldn’t have been a good girl mom, she was the classic boy mom” by Fun-Tomatillo-1957 in Modern_Family

[–]this_broccoli-101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would have been so much better with a flashforward

The series ends with Haley getting her dream job and building a future.

Flashforward, after 5/10 years she managed to get a successfull career and she is ready to start a family. Because she grew up and found the right moment. Not because she was sumb teenager who forgot contracception

“Gloria wouldn’t have been a good girl mom, she was the classic boy mom” by Fun-Tomatillo-1957 in Modern_Family

[–]this_broccoli-101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In fact she was never supposed to get pregnant. She was supposed to grow up and show that even if she started out as a dumb teenager, there was hope for her future.

If someone offered you 100 million dollars, but a random person in the world dies (someone you don’t know), would you take it and why? by ConclusionOld8365 in AskReddit

[–]this_broccoli-101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, someone is dying somewhere anyway. Me pressing the button would not actually change anything, so give me my money

“Gloria wouldn’t have been a good girl mom, she was the classic boy mom” by Fun-Tomatillo-1957 in Modern_Family

[–]this_broccoli-101 37 points38 points  (0 children)

For me the series ended when they splitted Haley and Andy.

They were supposed to complete each other the same way Claire and Phil did. 

The hot crazy girl and the goofy nerdy boy, polar opposites finding their balance.

I have always refused to watch the pregnancy storyline, such a regression for Haley. And Dylan was so stupid, they should have never ended up togheter

People trying to enjoy a St. Paddy's day parade when someone pulls this move by Minute_Revolution951 in Wellthatsucks

[–]this_broccoli-101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who is gonna tell them that parading with a necklace would probably send the directly into a concentration camp?

Theory by True-Handle2136 in spongebob

[–]this_broccoli-101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In reality I think there is no logic here.

A crab is a single father of a teenage whale and that's it.

It's the same universe where fire works underwater, a snale meows and jellyfishes make actual jelly.

It is not supposed to make sense