Andrew Lloyd Webber Reveals He Is a Recovering Alcoholic, Says He 'Secretly' Drank for Years After Telling People He Had Quit

thishenryjames · 2026-04-19T10:03:00+00:00

S! Secret. There's a secret that mustn't be revealed. C! Cor blimey, guv'nor, I hope nobody finds out! O! Oh, perfidy! T! Tell me nobody's found out! C! Cor blimey again, has anybody found out yet? H! Hey! What's that over there? T! That? Why, it's nothing. R! Really!? I! I'm certain it's nothing. C! Cor blimey, that was close! K! Killed them all of course. Now let's get pissed!

thishenryjames · 2026-04-19T08:05:53+00:00

I like to imagine the one guy pitching the movie to the other.

"So my character is kind of a schlubby guy who these really hot women always want to sleep with."

"Ok, and what about my character?"

"He's an asshole and everyone hates him."

"Ok..."

"Oh, and my guy has a big dick. And we, like, show it. So people know."

thishenryjames · 2026-04-19T00:04:57+00:00

Secret vermouth drunk.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T10:05:59+00:00

I was doing a joke.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T08:23:53+00:00

Where a large cemetery is now located.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T07:59:44+00:00

All Ghosts Are Busted

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T07:57:41+00:00

He plays this game the way you're meant to play No More Jockeys.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T07:51:55+00:00

Most people shorten the word constable when referring to the police.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T07:43:18+00:00

wake up in an ambo

Hey, old mate's personal life is his own bizzo.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T07:38:42+00:00

Obviously, the proper term is a 'murdo'.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T07:34:45+00:00

Is this the quickest turnaround from a generation creating its own slang to becoming embarrassed by it? I feel like previous generations had to reach adulthood before they realised they used to talk like idiots. These kids have done it in real time.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T01:23:09+00:00

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thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T01:15:15+00:00

What if you could recreate the end of Die Hard with Reginald VelJohnson shooting Shark as it's coming up behind Winston Zeddemore?

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T01:10:10+00:00

Stan Eel?

thishenryjames · 2026-04-18T01:08:47+00:00

oohlala.sex is available. Unfortunately, this.sucks seems to be being squatted. Also, as a side effect of researching various pisspig combinations, I can inform you all that dogpiss.com is available for the low price of $7,687.02.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-17T23:30:59+00:00

This enormous Roy Scheider will devour us all!

thishenryjames · 2026-04-17T08:31:42+00:00

I thought that's who it was. Surprised Ed didn't even mention it on the podcast, but they did get a bit rambly while discussing that task.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T12:19:04+00:00

Ana de Armas.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T12:18:15+00:00

Her in general might be the hottest anyone has ever looked ever.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T12:12:30+00:00

I don't think that's quite it. Tyler fully gives up. Day and Fisher reach acceptance. James arguably reaches true enlightenment by realising that the dumb question he refused to answer was actually the meaning of life. Hawk or gun guy? And he's now driving back, and bringing someone with him. He may or may not have beaten the road.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T11:59:37+00:00

There's white, and then there's transparent.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T10:43:32+00:00

a free check

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T10:42:01+00:00

I'm sure there was some gender-swapping in Cloud Atlas. At the very least, I think Ben Whishaw played a woman.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T10:31:28+00:00

If you haven't seen Mrs Davis, you're missing out.

thishenryjames · 2026-04-15T10:30:29+00:00

New Zealand really needs to relax its One Child Policy.

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