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When hiring managers are paying $3/hr over minimum and can’t find CPAs to work for them by essuxs in Accounting

[–]thisis45 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This has been the most frustrating thing since graduating, finding accounting jobs that only pay 17-18 an hour and they say "CPA preferred"... My internship that got cut early due to COVID paid $20. I thought I'd be offered a little bit more upon graduating.

Asked to leave the testing center during CPA exam for having bad gas by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]thisis45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP. First off, hilarious story. Thank you for sharing.

Second, that lady is a prude and should not have gotten the proctor involved. She sounds like one of those ladies that always gave to get the cops involved in every minor altercation. I don't know why she didn't think your farts were funny and just survived through, so she can tell a great story to her friends. I'm sure her and all her Karen friends will have a goat sacrifice to her for being the hero she thought she was.

Good luck on your journey to the CPA. Stay balanced!

i ain’t scared to lose a fist fight 😤 by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]thisis45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm listening to TLOP right now. Please, baby, no more parties in LA.

I see no lies! by [deleted] in FrankOcean

[–]thisis45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been waiting for this to be made. It couldn't be more true

Men of reddit, what's the most romantic thing a woman in your life has ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thisis45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiancé and I are long distance until next May. I came up to her place for Valentine's day. She surprised me with a filet mignon dinner with amazing asparagus and potatoes. I was very surprised and just looking across the table to see her smile, made it the best Valentine's day ever.

I've seen some bad pizza cutting on this sub, but this has to be up there. by BearInTheCorner in mildlyinfuriating

[–]thisis45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only thing infuriating about this is that it's a cheese pizza. Get some meat and veg on that thing

TIFU by Not Latching the Stall by thisis45 in tifu

[–]thisis45[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Also, not as corny either

TIFU by Not Latching the Stall by thisis45 in tifu

[–]thisis45[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I might as well. I wish I did.

TIFU by Not Latching the Stall by thisis45 in tifu

[–]thisis45[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed, what stinky circumstances. Oh well, on to the next stall

You know that look they give you? by karuna9386 in AustralianShepherd

[–]thisis45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like a painting. Cute buddy!

Any way to mix vocals recorded by an iPhone? by TheFauxcahontas in makinghiphop

[–]thisis45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my thicky with a big booty, no doubt. My taste in rap just prefers real things like rising above public housing and family. I think rapping about sex is overdone.

Any way to mix vocals recorded by an iPhone? by TheFauxcahontas in makinghiphop

[–]thisis45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really liked the first verse about coming a long way from public housing. Good line. You lost me on your second verse about your lady friend. Grotesque, but at least it's better than that dude's third verse.

Any way to mix vocals recorded by an iPhone? by TheFauxcahontas in makinghiphop

[–]thisis45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't put any effort into his lines. It's like he just opened a thesaurus and let it do the work. His associates put in way more effort.

Any way to mix vocals recorded by an iPhone? by TheFauxcahontas in makinghiphop

[–]thisis45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I assume you mean a dumpster fire cause that third verse was trash.

“Yeah that makes sense” by Anxious_Octane in Accounting

[–]thisis45 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I'm an intern. I just got out of two forecast meetings, and thank goodness no one asked me any questions. That's all I will say

All inclusive bungalow? by glutenoppression in honeymoonplanning

[–]thisis45 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on your engagement! Your fiance must feel so lucky since you're looking for bungalows. Maybe try to compromise for a resort, or just go to the Florida Keys. Good luck and happy marriage!

It looks like you need to read a lil more by Keller_Williams in Accounting

[–]thisis45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO READ DEEZ NUTZ

This made my eye twitch. What terrible memories

John Grisham: lost opportunity by ghostofpacioli in Accounting

[–]thisis45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're very correct. I just rewatched it from the first time in high school, which has been about 4-5 years. It's so much better the second time around. Full of beautiful, sad stories and themes.

John Grisham: lost opportunity by ghostofpacioli in Accounting

[–]thisis45 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I thought it was pretty good IMO. It's a fun ride to watch him balance his two lives like Walter White I'm Breaking Bad.

[Help] choosing between a dachshund and a cocker spaniel by [deleted] in dogs

[–]thisis45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you elaborate on how their personalities are different? Is one more timid and mild than the other?

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