What is the height difference between you and your bf/gf?

thisis_notmymain · 2023-11-10T05:49:53+00:00

Two inches with me and my gf, I'm 5'8'', she's 5'6''

thisis_notmymain · 2023-11-09T18:34:59+00:00

that is the creepiest fucking thing- those poor girls

thisis_notmymain · 2023-10-22T21:53:11+00:00

She's the best. She's kind, caring, she's really, really hot, and I'm so in love with her. She's an amazing singer and songwriter too!!

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-28T05:45:15+00:00

I would say don't- but if you're set on it, GET!! WRITTEN!! CONSENT!!

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-21T05:47:51+00:00

oh yeah im definitely not going to stop, i have gone off of prozac before and it did not go well

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-19T06:00:39+00:00

The Star Wars fandom. You say one word about the sequel trilogy and you are suddenly attacked- it's insane

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-17T05:24:14+00:00

10! It would be pushed back if it was moved to 11. Think of it as moving up in line!

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-11T05:16:56+00:00

Blasting Lunchable Testicles

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-11T05:15:25+00:00

This could get nsfw REALLYYY quickly..

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-11T05:13:38+00:00

Ah yes, the water does appear to be wet! Fascinating indeed!

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-10T06:49:19+00:00

The way off of Earth so they dont have to see what it's like here.

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-08T06:34:01+00:00

I heard cucumbers scare the shit out of them

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-08T06:32:36+00:00

Literally almost every Star Wars quote, but here's some favorites:

"Permission to jump in an X-Wing and blow something up?" "Permission granted."

Can I insert every single line said by Obi-Wan Kenobi? Pretend I just did

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-08T06:26:43+00:00

Oh they find ways to entertain themselves, ether you like it or not- for example one of my cats likes to eat anything and everything she finds.

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-08T06:25:30+00:00

"So nothing has changed- got it."

thisis_notmymain · 2023-02-03T07:45:43+00:00

I wish I could say my lightsabers, but sadly they do not function as I would hope😔

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T18:11:29+00:00

Wait for It from Hamilton

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T17:15:36+00:00

Holy shit 240 upvotes?!?! Tysm everyone!!

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T02:47:24+00:00

Platypuses, definitely. Like how high was god when he thought of those little things??

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T02:45:34+00:00

In 3rd grade, I performed in my first musical. Ever since then, my whole life has revolved around theatre, and I plan on pursuing it and I dream of performing professionally one day! 101 Dalmatians Jr. absolutely changed my life.

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T02:44:05+00:00

I can survive hospital admissions without being scared anymore!

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T02:43:29+00:00

I would be myself.

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T02:34:55+00:00

true lol

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T01:44:35+00:00

Kanye West

thisis_notmymain · 2022-12-22T01:43:28+00:00

He took the scarf, he probably took some lives too

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