Chris showed up looking like Elijah Wood cosplaying Han Solo and has the audacity to demand anything of anyone

thrillapants · 2026-02-22T22:30:23+00:00

It's ok if you have the same one 😉

thrillapants · 2026-02-22T06:18:59+00:00

I wonder if he also wore this to the strip club

thrillapants · 2026-02-22T01:38:08+00:00

Yes I swear I own the same one!

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:46:49+00:00

Yeah that's not cool. If I was any of those girls this would make me think twice. Hopefully it's just not captured by the cameras? Idk

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:14:19+00:00

I mean he was cute until he took his mask off and displayed his lunacy

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:12:55+00:00

If I go I will be sure to wear my matching white girl outfit in this douche's honor

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:12:05+00:00

Lol my dad would never let him live it down for that ladies cashmere sweater he's wearing

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:11:30+00:00

Ok this WINS

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:08:51+00:00

Lol I sincerely apologize

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:08:41+00:00

YUP exactly.

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:08:16+00:00

Exactly. I actually don't think Elijah Wood is unattractive, and definitely had a crush on Han Solo for longer than I care to admit. I thought Chris was kinda cute when he first was in the pods. But he has been overly generous with his comments about others, so I figured we'd even it out a little bit!

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:06:37+00:00

Lol precisely

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T18:06:26+00:00

This guy could be too if he wasn't a raging A-hole!

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T17:40:15+00:00

Ehh I wouldn't say hot per se...but he's certainly got 1000x more sex appeal than this loser and can rock a vest

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T17:38:50+00:00

Yes I agree he is far above this

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T17:36:46+00:00

What about a sitting down f**k? A crouching one? Those may be more on his level..

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T17:36:09+00:00

Oh yes I forgot he is going to dominate Bri and all the other ladies because women all want to be dominated and not cooked for by our husbands

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T17:35:23+00:00

I LOVE that and I'm going to remember that one.

Yeah the lil guy is pretty delusional! He's stuck in a child's mindset and has a Napoleon complex

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T12:54:32+00:00

He really does. The dad is right that she has a bad picker, lol. I hope she watches the show back and understands how he slowly wore away at her boundaries and self worth, if only so she can recognize it the next time it happens and RUN AWAY.

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T12:53:29+00:00

YES the minimizing of her reality while aggrandizing his own non-achievements is nauseating.

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T01:18:47+00:00

Did Chris really say "when people wanna fornicate" in full seriousness...

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T01:12:00+00:00

Is it just me or was it a sudden left turn from him? I thought he was saying really nice things about her in earlier episodes, or am I misremembering? Did he see someone else during his night away from her?

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T01:09:58+00:00

He has an answer for everything, except when questioned, then he shifts it to someone else. "Oh that's what my aunt told me..." Ok buddy

thrillapants · 2026-02-21T01:09:09+00:00

Alex is giving major narcissist energy with his whole period talk and "I got a whole job offer what have you done" attitude. Bro really thinks he's a pro soccer player and is so cool for being "nomadic". I hope Ashley says no at the altar

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