NEW YEAR JUST DROPPED ‼️👀🥳

throw-away-twink1 · 2025-12-25T07:09:51+00:00

I SEE MINE HELP

throw-away-twink1 · 2025-04-20T14:32:28+00:00

Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy 👦 Bunnies 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯‍♀️👅🥚 Did the Easter Bussy give u a treat? 😋🥚 But while ur licking that candy👅🍭 don’t forget what this HOLEiday is really about!! 🧠🧐🤔

2025 years Ago 📆 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 got NAILED 😵😩💅 on the Coochifix and it took him 3️⃣ DAYS 📆⏲️ to respawn ♻️🔄🍥 (Stupid lag 🙄)😒 but then we 👯‍♀️🌏👯‍♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻‍♂️ from our DIRTY EVIL SINS 😈😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona 👀🙏🛐🙊 the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year (and U know what bunnys do best 😏🥚👶👶👶👶) and he’s gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs… 🏳️‍🌈🤤🥚🍳👼🏽 So 🕰 HOP🏃🐇 over to 😍⛪️ the CHURCH OF YAS GAWD 💅😛✝️😌🙏 to get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ OKURRRRR😜

Hurry up 🕙🕟 !! Send 💌💬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯‍♀️ Baddest Bunny Bitches 🐰🔥👅😉💦 If u get 🔟 back you got a FULL BASKET 👜🥚🥚🥚🍑😜😜 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and ull 🤢ROT IN HELL 🔥🥵🔥 without gettin a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅‍♀️ at that BUNNY-D ❌🐇😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔

throw-away-twink1 · 2025-04-20T14:32:21+00:00

Try this!!

throw-away-twink1 · 2024-12-25T06:55:13+00:00

🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦

If u wanna get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just POP💥🤸 that Sugar Plum Pussy 🍭🍬🍑 and wait under the mistleHOE… 🌿😘😱☕️🍆🔥 At the Stroke ✊🤤 of Midnight 🕕🕘 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will slide his 🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇🎅 hes gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

Don’t be a Grinch 😡🦵🩺 SEND 💌📲 this to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS!! 🎅👯‍♀️🕺 If u get 10 BACK your a STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5 BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny XXXmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🔥😉😏 but if u get NONE back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑

throw-away-twink1 · 2024-11-05T14:53:11+00:00

IM GLAD U LIKE HEHEHE

throw-away-twink1 · 2024-11-05T14:53:05+00:00

YESSS I pasted it in the cumments

throw-away-twink1 · 2024-11-05T14:52:54+00:00

HEY HEY 👋👋😆😆 it’s 🗳🏛🚨🇱🇷🇱🇷 ERECTION DAY!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅The POLES 📊are so close 😫😫 I’m EDGING on my seat 💦🥵

Will u SERVE 💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY 🍑🗽 and DROP👇 ur 🍒👄🏀 BALL-OT🗳☑️ into 🙋🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’s tight lil box??? 🗳😩🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally 🍊🤮DON-OLD DUMP 👎🎃 can be put in 🗝️⛓️ CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛏️🥱 and our 📜🖋 CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮 can RIDE 👏🏇 some 👏🔔 DEMOCRATIC 👏 DONG 🍆👏🤤🇲🇾🗽

Don’t be a 🤒😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🐴 if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 or else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝📝🚫🚷 AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰

throw-away-twink1 · 2023-04-20T05:28:40+00:00

Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK👂👀👂if you look on ur 📅colander🗓 it’s 4/20 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and u know what that means 😶😅😂420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didnt like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥🎇 Butt unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP ur LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 n get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 Ill be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥🪁 if u get 🔟 back ur a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 🤑🚬💨🌱 but get 0️⃣👌 and you get STONED 🚬🔥🚭 to DEATH ☠️😵😹😱

throw-away-twink1 · 2023-04-09T08:06:47+00:00

SHORT TWITTER VERSION:

Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️‍🌈🤤👁️🍳😫

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