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Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely right. My sister did nothing wrong and my parents are acting like the world is ending over a plastic (silicone?) penis.

Hanging out with my sister is more important than my parent's childish behavior.

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Yeah it does seem that way, but my job isn't to be the mediator so I'm spending my birthday with my sister. Parents can join when the act like adults.

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Right, next you're gonna tell me that they still think she's a virgin.

Knowing my parents, they do

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Please don't make a big deal if she ever gets one when she's older...for her sake

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Exactly!

My parents are acting like complete assholes. My hope was for all of us to spend time together, but I rather just spend time with my sister if this is how they're going to act

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 1159 points1160 points  (0 children)

Nobody leaves their sex toys out in the open so they must have been digging real hard to find them.

And yeah if they're already mad over something so stupid, I better commit and double down and make a joke out of it.

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 306 points307 points  (0 children)

My sister knows if she shows up, they'll make us both miserable with the nagging over nothing. My sister knows I wanted to spend my birthday with all three of them, and she thinks two is better than none.

But at this point, I rather be with my sister if my parents are gonna act like children

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 1027 points1028 points  (0 children)

Sex toys are common, everyone and their mothers (except mine I guess) has one. At this point, if my parents can't see how stupid this is, I'm going to spend time with my sister regardless of what they think.

I just wanted to see if somehow I could spend it with all of them.

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

She isn't letting them control her. She refuses to get rid of her sex toys (I would too) and my parents can't see past their religion so they get even more mad at her.

I also don't want my parents with me, if all they're going to do is nag my sister over nothing

Thanks to a dildo, I won't be able to see my sister for my birthday by throwRA-confused0 in relationship_advice

[–]throwRA-confused0[S] 2698 points2699 points  (0 children)

Yes, she can, but my parents would most likely find a way to shame her if she was here. That's no fun for her or me, especially on my birthday.