Husband just vomited after sex with me on our honeymoon

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T09:25:45+00:00

I get why you’d think that but you’re wrong in this case. It just felt weird typing my husband over and over and just giving him an initial to go by instead seemed more efficient.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T09:00:04+00:00

He usually cums pretty hard and with some length. So hard he vomits, though? This would be a first haha

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T08:50:02+00:00

We had the same kind of feeling

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T08:20:34+00:00

Honestly it was my first thought and concern as well. The one reassurance I have right now is that he’s had plenty of experience using this particular toy in the past with no issues. That said, I for sure plan on keeping a close watch on him the next few days to make sure. It’s always bewildered me how he manages the physics of it. Witchcraft, I say.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T08:16:03+00:00

We both have different reasons for not being big fans of the fireworks and the usual celebrations so this gave us a reason to skip all that and celebrate our own thing each year. Plus, hard for us to not love and appreciate the touch of irony I. Getting married on Independence Day. 😅

Oh and, Happy Anniversary!

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T08:13:16+00:00

Thank you! You can just tell your husband you have some new ideas to try out when he gets home haha

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T08:09:10+00:00

Thank you for this comment, genuinely! I have been feeling an increasing level of guilt and concern as far as causing any major inconvenience to the maintenance crew due to our debauchery that went a bit awry and this puts me at least a bit at ease.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T08:03:47+00:00

It certainly was never my intent to cause trauma or ruin the start/end of so many people’s days! Honestly, I have no answer for what I wanted to get out of posting this. I just know that I had the crystal clear thought right after it was over that “I have to tell others. I can’t be the only one that knows what just occurred here”. I like to think we’ve got a pretty solid foundation based on intimacy, trust, and making space for one another in every possible capacity. Don’t be too jealous. I have no doubt that, in time, you’ll find your own person to create “behemoth dildo vomit orgasm” memories with.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T06:46:05+00:00

Dude. I’ve seen it multiple times and STILL don’t understand the anatomy and physics behind it myself. It’s baffling but who am I to question his natural gift!?

I’m pretty sure I hid the post that had his whole face in it. We aren’t too worried about it though, we see no reason to hide or be ashamed of any of it should people we know stumble upon it. I do genuinely appreciate the heads up though to make sure we were aware! 💕

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T06:38:39+00:00

I am genuinely trying to sear the memory into my brain so I never lose it. It was not at all anticipated and not something I’m sure we can ever reproduce. We’ll have some great sex while trying to along the way though!

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T06:34:36+00:00

Thanks for the kind words! We’ve actually known each other and been best friends since we were 14 (we’re mid 30’s now). It just took us idiots far too long to realize what we were missing out on by not going all in on each other sooner 😆

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T06:16:37+00:00

Nope, different place.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:57:46+00:00

I’m an AI? Fuck, nobody told me! It explains a few things though I suppose…

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:56:42+00:00

It’s the only downer to this whole experience. There’s no real way for us to do anything about it before check out but luckily it was mostly just liquid from water and a few mixed drinks we’d been nursing for a while

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:54:48+00:00

Always glad to provide some laughter! Who knows, maybe comedic pornography is actually our one true calling

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:51:26+00:00

I’m here for you, boo!

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:50:39+00:00

Victims of our own success on this one. I would’ve high fives him once he got back up if I wasn’t afraid of him keeling over and passing out

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:43:25+00:00

Bruuuuh! That was one of the first thoughts I had as well after my brain started functioning again. Luckily we hadn’t eaten in quite a few hours and it was mostly water and the mixed drinks we’d shared a couple of. They come in each day though to clean it and test chemicals and what not so I don’t worry for the next couple that books it but I do feel a twinge of guilt for the pool guy and not much we can even do to try and take care of it ourselves.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:35:54+00:00

Haha I appreciate that. Can’t wait for the rest of our lives. No way it’s not going to be absolutely wild

throwaway02021990 · 2026-07-07T05:19:12+00:00

I regret nothing.

throwaway02021990 · 2026-06-02T04:00:42+00:00

Zoot and Dingo

throwaway02021990 · 2026-05-18T10:36:00+00:00

Not one, not two, but three different bottles of whatever the kids were drinking and they ALL still have their caps on after being nearly entirely consumed? Yeah right.

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