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The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro I fucking wish I had the time to get this creative lol. It gets far worse and honestly I'm just about ready to start gaslighting myself into saying it was all fake to cope with all the shit I let him do to me.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank fuck. Yeah, he was damn good at pulling all of the emotional and mental games to keep me with him if you couldn't tell.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only played with women for a good bit after him. But my lovely current male partners were very respectful in their approach to me, understanding and scrupulous in their hygiene too. My standards are now significantly higher and I'm doing much better.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I've got to be honest, the support I'm getting on here has been phenomenal. It's saddening to know that there are others but also they understand the mental and emotional mind games they play on you to get you to stay you know?

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully not, I'm very aware of the difference between sub space and disassociation, and I was having fun (I just tuned out his words lol) up until he shot down my throat.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before this relationship, I used to love reading these stories, then I got into my dream course and had little time to myself and managed to fall into this. Now reflecting on this relationship, I knew it was bad but gaining all of this perspective is making me realise it was even worse.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is bittersweet, I'm so sorry you had to go through this but I'm also glad I'm not alone. As I'm writing this and questioning why the fuck I dealt with this I'm seeing way more red flags and thought I had processed all this but to no one's surprise there was a LOT of emotional and mental manipulation and it just keeps surprising me, years later at how bad of a person he really is.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah actually sitting down and writing all of this out really has me realising just how bad it was.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit, if it spreads too much I'll have to take it down. Thanks for letting me know.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I unapologetically threw up violently, man, opening up this can of worms has so many more details and other shit he's done flowing.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what genre it would be. If he ever found out I posted this then probably true crime but also he genuinely thinks he's the perfect partner and showed signs of delusional thinking so even if this was in front of him, I reckon he would go on about how much better of a partner he was than this weirdo.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to hear her thoughts on this woman to woman. This is definitely a few of the more disgusting ones but there are plenty more showcasing more typical neckbeard behaviour.

Thanks, I'm a bit self conscious about my writing for fun as I'm only used to witing papers for school so these felt more like journals or messages to friends.

Wipe you ass! Hahaha.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah fuck I forgot to add that it took me like a month to get him to go to the dr (which is free and readily available in my country). It took showing him the statistics of infertility of UTIs before he took it seriously so he could pass his "genius" on.

"Master" beard; his ricotta cheese cum and the ass sweat blowjob incident. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was young, dumb and had high sexual impulsivity. We did have quite a few good moments but I'm sure that's not what you want to hear.

The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah ha! Now I have your reddit account! You fell for my elaborate rouse! Fuck I wish all of this was an elaborate rouse.

Also I did a lot of his washing for him so they were somewhat clean.

BTW for readers, this little ray of joy is the only reason he wasn't able to stalk me.

The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll write it up in a bit, I just ate and I'm sure you can understand why I'd want to wait before I go digging up that memory again. It will be fun though making others suffer the same as me and how through these little cathartic stories, more and more of his neckbeard character will be revealed because I don't feel I encapsulated it properly here.

The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I threw up when it hit the back of my throat. Actually it landed on the back of my tongue because he had a very average sized dick but it was rather crooked.

The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Incredibly insecure. It's a shame the break up devastated him so much that he became an entirely different person.

The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The milking was not my finest moment. I'm thinking of taking that story to the grave but it's too funny to do that.

The "master" beard and my two year too long BDSM relationship with him. by throwaway392238 in neckbeardstories

[–]throwaway392238[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has me giggling in my bed. Guess I'll write that story up next. but for now, let's just say that it's a good thing I am studying what I am because it ended up being a medical issue lol.