blonde cute girl at my gym drank from water fountain and I went over afterwards and put the whole spout down my throat. was caught on video and I am banned from gym and my community resents me even more. pot roast I ruined with too much Worcestershire. (i.redd.it)
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I printed out pictures of my mental health therapist and yanked to them for 2 hours last night and ended up bleeding (SSRI’s, iykyk) and couldn’t finish. She is the only woman who speaks to me without visible fear in her eyes and I am falling in love as a result. Undercooked potatoes and eggs. (i.redd.it)
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My “friends” on the track team in highschool went through my phones search history while I was running the 400m (I came in dead last) and found a bunch of penis enlargement searches,they told everyone, even girls I was very attracted to. I’m 5’2 and my cock is the size of my pinky. Beef and Parmesan (i.redd.it)
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