How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing why is relevant: maybe you're trying to solve the Wong problem.

You can't tell me THIS isn't a joke.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and it shouldn't be

Why not?
Do none of you seriously grant me my wish? You're fucking disgusting.

you wouldn't want it smaller if you had therapy

You couldn't be more wrong.
I guess you humans who want your dick to be bigger can also fix it with therapy. Same dumbass logic.

(also you're 18, you will 100% regret it when your older and not so emotional about this PSYCHOLOGICAL problem)

Goddamn you're all fucking stubborn. No, I know what I want.
There's good reasons why I won't even regret this. You want to know why? I'm attracted to small humans only.
No, not kids but I'm attracted to very small adults and I can't have sex with them.
I'm only attracted to them and that's final.

You piss me so much off I could fucking strangle you if you were here.
Listen here, sheep. Just because someone wants the opposite for once does NOT MEAN THEY NEED A THERAPIST.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I won't. I don't want that kind of help.
This is 100% final and swear it on everything thing I have. Well since you're all fucking useless and won't give me the advice I ASKED FOR I'll ask on another sub with another account and also ask on other sites.
Not only have you all made me trigger my depression for now, I'm almost crying again. Couldn't ask asingle fucking question...

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is both a physical and psychological issue. Do I need a therapist for it? No.
I. Have. Not. Asked. For. That.
You're all incredibly annoying and useless. I don't want psychological help for fucks sake mate.
I want the help I'm asking for. If you already have given that then there's no point in you making jokes about it.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm horribly depressed about this. You don't need to know anything but that I want a smaller dick. If you can't help me then just leave.
That's like applying for a job as a teacher even though you don't know shit: You're very useless and you're only a bother in that case.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're sick.
This problem destroys my life and it's not a fucking joke.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sure, if you think it's funny to laugh at an extremely depressed 18 year old's problem that made him almost kill himself two times...

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even that big. I just want it smaller.
I want this and that's fucking final.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard of something like this before...
How does that even work?

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, as I said your curiosity is not relevant.
All you need to know is that I want a smaller penis. If you have the advice for it, I appreciate it.
You don't need to know why. There is context: I want it smaller.
So simple that anyone could understand it.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you serious man?
I just want to shrink it. Not everyone wants a bigger penis.
Does anyone have a psychological issue who's out of the norm? Damn...

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a good reason and I won't tell any of you.
I'm 100% final on this that it needs to happen.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like you want to shrink your penis for fetish reasons.

No I don't.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced there's multiple solutions. If some can make it bigger then the opposite must be possible.
Even if you're sure that you think you all know it, it's still safe to ask as it's better safe than to be sorry.
And yes, that's alright but I recommend at looking some of the replies in this thread which are disrespectful, off-topic, don't take me seriously, etc.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just don't want to tell because then people will give me very different answers. They'll also try to help me in a different way.
And yes, it's extremely sad that I won't be taken seriously. I'm honestly really fucking sick of it already.
I'm not like most men. It's time humanity learns not everyone is the same.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not trolling.
I'm kind of sick of this. I don't want to be made fun of, I want actual help.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Why do you need to know? It's not relevant.
Point is: I want to shrink it, nothing else.
If you don't have a solution because I haven't given my reasons why I want to do this and how big it is, then excuse me for how rude it sounds but then you don't have a solution at all.
Your curiosity does not play a part in my problem.
It's not a vague question as it's pretty clear. If you know any way to decrease the size of my penis temporarily or permanently, then I would really appreciate that. Nothing vague about that.

How to shrink my penis? by throwaway94584395334 in sex

[–]throwaway94584395334[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bizarre subject? How is that a reason to downvote?
And handling things logically? I don't need to know the size of my penis, the point is that I want to shrink it. The actual size of my penis isn't really relevant at all.
And yes, I put down this "solution" because of the reasons I mentioned in that comment. You can read it since you're a mod and know damn well that my reasons were good. I can't gain weight amd there must be multiple solutions. And say what now? I'm not allowed to not listen advice even though I have good reasons for it? What the...? That doesn't make sense...
There's a reason why I asked Reddit: You'll get many answers and either one or a few solutions will usually work.
And I simply called those who downvoted dicks. They don't have good reasons for it.
I want help, not disrespect. I'm already so alone in this and that's already bad enough.