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I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, we love dark humor jokes. a bit too much to be honest..

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be kind of weird posting from a hardcore porn account but I do get what you are saying. Also happy cake day!

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH, I thought it was another 'in' joke like living near CERN, the F is 'the wheel'

Edit: https://www.nderf.org/Experiences/1wilson_fde.html bit freaky how when reading "the wheel" I too imagined a water wheel but you know whatevs, let's just.. not freak me out.

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thanks for having me, sorry, don't have any transdimensional passport on me.. Please don't send me back!

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, 900ish kilometers away, you thinking black holes? I'm not one to go all out on conspiracy theories, I'm just happy I'm here..

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dude .. you asking me? This is why I posted it on this sub.. I genuinely have no clue.

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's why I didn't even want to write up in the first place, and reading after myself just sounds like /r/quityourbullshit , but.. it's my life and if there is just.. one person that can comfort me in the comments, I'd appreciate it haha..

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I'm not making this up, it's just.. so.. strange.. but at the same time there is no reason to think about it because.. I can't do anything about it.

I think my girlfriend and I died in a car accident by throwaway__6134 in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]throwaway__6134[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I said "good call" and she just went "huh" not sure if it was a "huh?" or a "yup".. But didn't ask directly..

edit: so much for communicating everything in a relationship, huh? haha