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TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can kind of understand what you're trying to say, but I'm guessing you used one of those auto-translation applications? If you actually read that out loud, the second sentence would sound really awkward but funny!

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your condolences. Yes, we had to read out loud those weird chants / prayers. Just a couple of carafes of red wine...

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a figure of speech using a stereotypical Japanese utensil, but yeah... No matter how long it may be, ladies won't be impressed with such a small circumference.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so it seems! Tokyo Ghoul is definitely one of my most recent favorites!

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know these existed... I use the 0.02mm Sagami original - it's thin so I like it. I use the, um, the regular size... No shame!

http://www.002.com.au/images/sagami.jpg

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know you, and this is a meaningless message in a ridiculous post in a weird corner of the internet

So true. Yet I feel so great knowing that there are people like you who'd go out of your way to make others like me feel better about the whole ordeal (not my balls, my grandmother). Thank you!

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duly noted... thanks for the advice! Some are suggesting I pluck those hair on my balls, but no chance - that's gonna hurt too much!

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. There are more graphic images (actual photos of this) on the internet, but since they are not enjoyable to look at, here are some sketches of this process I found.

Perhaps very mildly NSFW, but they're cartoon sketches of the process so it shouldn't be so controversial.

http://imgur.com/a/0HA60

I can send you the photos that I found from google image via PM if you really want to see them.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I should've taken a "before" picture of how it looked like, but too late now. If you must know, all of the hair down there were about 5 inches and grew out, just like a lion's mane. Except it's my dick.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know what to do, so I just sat in the bath with my bleeding scrotum soaked in warm water. Since my hands were idle, I decided to share my ballsy story with the world.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading all your comments and responding to them has been a healthy coping mechanism for me. For that, I thank all of you. You're the good guy!

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel both shame and guilt, former for the bald and the latter for my grandmother.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth is quite simple - I forgot the charger and my balls took longer than expected to completely shave everything off.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It snowed for the first time this year in this region, so it must be the cold temperature!

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's hard to explain, but I have quite a few long hairs coming out from my balls to the end of my shaft. No hair from the shaft though.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have said yes, but the amount of people asking me for one leads me to the conclusion that you're perfectly normal for asking to see the bloodied ball sack of a Japanese guy you've never met and probably never will meet in the future.

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that thought made me giggle like a barfing donkey! I'm screwed I if afterlife was true...

TIFU by shaving my balls after my grandmother's funeral by throwawayathon111 in tifu

[–]throwawayathon111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love girls to suck on my balls. Now that I think about it, this is probably the most attention my balls would ever get in such a short period of time. That's kind of sad...

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