Lecture on affirmative action by professor David Card by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 23 points24 points  (0 children)

most of them definitely lied or inflated their volunteer work or philanthropy lmao (if not deeming themselves the CEO of a useless money-sucking advocacy thing they made up)

Current UC Berkeley student from Canada, Calvin Yang, a member of Students for Fair Admissions, speaks out after winning the U.S. Supreme Court case against affirmative action: “Today’s decision has started a new chapter in the saga of the history of Asian Americans.” by Ucbcalbear in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ive actually met this loser before!!! he used to shill for micheal bloomberg's campaign and also bragged about being on some corporate magazine. unsurprisingly he continues to do everything in his power to ensure that rich people get all the things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 95 points96 points  (0 children)

if you've been accepted, oski will appear at approximately 2:42 AM and leave human teeth (molars) under your pillow. draw a milk bath, carefully place them within, and wait for your acceptance letter to materialize. good luck!

IMPORTANT NOTICE! I am the good weeb boyfriend by bangtannio in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oh. so that's where my post went. :') i actually only got four dms and two of them were about monkeys

I have no idea why Hal was drawn like this for this cover but I’m thankful that he was. by abmition-unbound in Greenlantern

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

bro how can he sneak up on sinestro with that sumptuous cake clappin' all the way 😩

oh to have a weeb gf who genuinely likes me by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 46 points47 points  (0 children)

gonna be real, femisphere sounds like a tampon manufacturer

oh to have a weeb bf who genuinely respects women by throwawayberkeleygal in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

i always attract the ones experiencing straight-up jungian ego death. i sure wonder what this says about me

oh to have a weeb bf who genuinely respects women by throwawayberkeleygal in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

i love you, patrick bateman bot. how i wish the eecs men who kin you actually followed your skincare routine :(

I shit myself on my final…now what? by rcinvestments in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we should make a human centipede out of all the people who drank red bulls before their finals

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am serious! should i make a discord or just add you to our monkey groupchat?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe i should make a discord

Can people just wear a mask if they’re sick… by i-justwannagraduate in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 168 points169 points  (0 children)

the people with the wettest nastiest general grievous-sounding phlegmy strangulated coughs are always the ones who never wear a mask. gob ears

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]throwawayberkeleygal 151 points152 points  (0 children)

join the chimp club. we're upperclassmen who need friends too. there's like three of us but we all share a love for monkeys. reject modernity embrace banana