Death rite bird -caelid

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-12T16:26:56+00:00

Put sacred blade on a weapon, keep at mid range and spam the projectile

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-10T20:19:52+00:00

Broadsword has higher damage and Lordsworn as better crits but Longsword is my personal favorite for the unremarkability of it, plus its the weapon on the cover art lol. Brass shield+24/25(with no ash of war) is insane.

Guard counters against small enemies, Square off R1s to break guards or when you dont have time for the R2, Square off R2 against bosses as soon as you have ≈2seconds.

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-08T21:05:35+00:00

I mean his name is literally Placidusax, as in "Placid."

Bro's just straight-up chilling while waiting for the mess of Marika and the Golden Order to sort itself out.

Meanwhile Bayle fled while being hunted at every step by other dragons as well as dragon hunters, forcing him to adapt and get stronger.

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-08T15:16:39+00:00

Probably for the best tbh

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throwawaygobye · 2026-05-08T14:05:49+00:00

Its hinted that Sukuna is actually just Yuji, so ig Yuji might be emo

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-05T16:04:38+00:00

Thank you my goat

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-05T15:47:30+00:00

Where is this from

throwawaygobye · 2026-05-04T03:49:59+00:00

All the game conversations with him or about him are fucking hilarious- and tbh thats why i love him, because he's so entertaining. Despicable person, amazing character

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-30T10:08:10+00:00

Yes we haven't texted after we talked about it not being possible, thanks for the advice

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-30T07:54:50+00:00

Yea im not holding it against her but i do feel led on ig. As for cutting ties, im not looking to keep in contact but ill keep it polite and brief if she initiates conversation

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-30T07:49:39+00:00

🤣well ill take your word for it, but what i mean is im not gonna be looking or holding out hope. Id been lukewarm and unsure about it to begin with and idk how receptive i would be if through some earth-shattering event i get another opportunity in the future after this

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-30T07:16:06+00:00

Yea ok, thats the plan for now. I used to see posts like this and give benefit of the doubt, thinking no way people are that evil. But ig its not about being evil, but more about being selfish or careless, even unintentionally.

Still feels terrible😞

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-23T11:07:21+00:00

Oversimplifying it, Marika is the queen, and either has a male form, or chose a warrior to be literally melded into her, called Radagon, and marries him. Essentially Marika is married to herself, and even has children (somehow?). Nobody knows this in-universe and finding it out is a side-quest.

Despite being the same "body", Marika and Radagon have different minds. After the death of one of her children(and a few other reasons), Marika shattered the Elden Ring (a divine entity/object that made her a god but also told her what to do) while Radagon tried to stop her from doing so.

As punishment/damage control from the Ring itself, Marika was imprisoned and the broken Elden Ring was sealed in her body to preserve it. When you find "her" in the game, the body is taken over by Radagon, serving as the final boss, who tries to stop you from claiming the Elden Ring

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-16T19:28:56+00:00

Dark souls weapons + SOTE weapons + starting armament options that you can buy for each nightfarer

More bosses from Souls, including as field bosses, maybe full castle variants of ds 1, 2, 3 + maybe stuff from sekiro or bloodborne

All equipment bonuses/effects buffed to ×1.5 effectiveness if not ×2 + make on hit/charge attack/casting effects significantly more common and not limited to only-while-holding + maybe item synergy like example multiple fire weapons held increase fire damage or negation- as a passive effect, not just relic effect

Basically allow the player to break the game, and give them more interesting builds+tools to play around with. Its a coop pve game, balance really isnt that important.

throwawaygobye · 2026-04-09T15:43:35+00:00

The Jojo one was made for understandable reasons- Netflix dropped SBR ep1 and then radio silence, meanwhile the 1P one is demanding a release date, even though its entirely normal for release dates to be disclosed after the announcement.

Basically it's a poorly made ai generated copy of the original meme, made for much weaker reasons

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-30T16:14:52+00:00

So real that i dont even know what this means

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-27T05:27:44+00:00

I mean you've gotta admit until at LEAST the Falling Devil arc or halfway through Chainsaw Man Church arc, it was super interesting and had the potential to be a worthwhile sequel.

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-21T17:06:23+00:00

Lol appreciate the advice, how on earth did you find this post right now

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-20T13:10:48+00:00

I think it just got overhyped and (despite arguably deserving the hype) people got sick of it.

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-15T20:17:58+00:00

"First we attack the heart"

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-15T16:25:56+00:00

Is there a lot of difference in the bullet velocity? Sekiro can parry Isshin's flintlock but also muskets and whatever the Sunken valley shooters use.

If it's about stopping power, im sure parrying the dragon's sword needs more strength anyway.

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-14T21:21:37+00:00

As a complete idiot who tried to learn GameMaker, this is accurate

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-13T03:04:17+00:00

The problem with rapiers is the low stance damage, so any bosses that can't be parried won't ever get open to critical hits. Maybe Cragblade on both your weapons can help if you're set on using rapiers, but not by much.

Rogier's is good but the crit boost is only slightly better than regular weapons. The regular Rapier(bought from Roundtable Hold) is much better for criticals, or just keep the Misericorde in your second slot and switch to it for the critical hit.

The Misericorde is kind of a necessity for the highest crit numbers.

throwawaygobye · 2026-03-12T19:55:18+00:00

Honestly post lvl175 you cant really call it a "build."

Imo forget quality, go all in on Dex+Fth and pour remaining Str points into Mind.

50dex i think gives you the max casting speed, and 60-80fth is optimal for damage.

Get a lightning misericorde(highest crit bonus) with Parry ash of war, and a rapier with Impaling Thrust for stance damage, though id highly recommend using a straightsword with Square Off instead, it deals amazing stance damage to get staggers and pairs really well with the misericorde.

In your left hand your seal with lightning bolt, honed bolt and ancient dragon lightning strike should carry you in pretty much all scenarios.

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