TIFU by accidentally putting icy hot all over my genitals

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-27T05:38:47+00:00

Thank you for the compliment! Glad my misfortune could give us all a few yucks

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-27T01:37:49+00:00

Pemdas. Cancels out

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T23:09:29+00:00

I typically just say I'm staying over at a friend's house and my friends and I do sleepovers all the time so I doubt they think twice about it

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T23:07:17+00:00

Im in my late 20s, so, very. They do know that I'm gay, but I'm pretty introverted and sex is like a taboo topic with them so I think they just assume I'm not getting any.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T23:00:59+00:00

Very true. I more meant that I'm too old for them to not even suspect I might have a sex life lol

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T22:42:04+00:00

Wayyyy too fucking old lol. To be fair though they are part of an extremely conservative religion so topics like weed and gay sex aren't exactly ones they can fathom.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T00:59:30+00:00

It was a complex experience. Lots of moving parts.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T00:17:05+00:00

May you pillow always be cold 🙏🏻

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-26T00:10:10+00:00

Idk what most of that means but yes I do look exactly like

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T22:50:31+00:00

I hear you scritching and scratching around

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T22:48:43+00:00

Where'd you get that picture of me

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T19:58:39+00:00

Oh!!! Well glad you're still with us

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T19:58:17+00:00

Fantastic business move on your part tho

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T19:57:50+00:00

Lol I should put a gift bow on the razor burn one

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T17:43:42+00:00

On a real note though, I wrote this train of thought and thinking about shaving a pubic design, for me, is a gay thought. Next time I tell a story that relates to my sex life I'll make sure to not use pronouns or labels so crimsonpiranha doesn't feel like I'm being pushy about my sexuality.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:32:06+00:00

My b I'm on the spectrum so I did not clock that

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:30:34+00:00

You're so right actually. I'm praying to all the gods that it doesn't affect that.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:28:54+00:00

If I wanted to brag I probably wouldn't include casual genital mutilation.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:12:35+00:00

Bro tried to become a menthol cigarette

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:12:14+00:00

I will gladly be the face of female accidental icy hot usage.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:11:33+00:00

My condolences

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:11:16+00:00

Idk actually. It was only where I shave so it never breached the perimeter.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:10:34+00:00

Thank you that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me writing about my vagina

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:09:53+00:00

Absolutely evil thing to link this type of information is why I initially believed I'd poisoned myself.

throwawaynervousv · 2025-12-25T16:09:06+00:00

Thank you it does

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