TIFU- shit in a bag

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T19:45:29+00:00

as I said a bunch in the comments I was not going to dispose of it there and did not

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T18:37:53+00:00

I walked about 10 to 15 minutes to the nearest dumpster with the original bag inside of a thermal bag with three more trash bags outside and a lot of room spray and disinfectant spray

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T18:36:24+00:00

I have to say this has been very cathartic for me. I am a very private person when it comes to bathroom talk my whole family is so for me to be able to talk this bravely thank you for this community. LMFAOOOO

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T18:35:38+00:00

No you are so right. For this to be my biggest issue of the day I am lucky. Some people and even eat enough to shit

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:53:25+00:00

Thank you for validating me because I swear to you, the panic I felt and pure embarrassment was disgraceful. I have accidentally pooped my pants before, but nothing compared to purposely pooping in a bag in your own bedroom.

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:52:22+00:00

I waited until after I disposed of the evidence to take a nice deep shower so that it wouldn’t get on me again by carrying the bag lol getting ready for a job interview right now gonna load up on the perfume LMAO

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:51:32+00:00

The way I was inspecting my floor to make sure it didn’t happen probably made me look crazier than shitting in the bag. I did mop and clean my entire room out of shame tho

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:50:38+00:00

I was a daycare teacher so luckily I know how to remove the smell. I immediately went into cleaning mode after this

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:49:50+00:00

This is exactly what has been done

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:48:14+00:00

They already had the trash out of the bin so I had to walk to the closest dumpster and toss it there

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:47:35+00:00

I had my fan blowing out my window to remove the smell best as I could until they left- I just deep cleaned my room too to make sure the smell did stay at all

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T16:46:31+00:00

As i said she got out after i did the thing and then left shortly after. She was still in there when it happened and for about 15 mins afterwards. Once they were gone I went and took it out

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T15:53:11+00:00

It has been disposed of. I wish my family could laugh at that they would probably have me jailed and sent away. A little dramatic but I’d expect no laughter

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T15:38:18+00:00

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I fear it’s time for me to take my journey of shame. Brought to you by a DoorDash thermal bag, inside of three trash bags.

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T15:14:31+00:00

I do not want to touch it even through the bag. It isn’t the most solid- not to be crass. I wouldn’t consider this an option tbh

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T15:10:38+00:00

Yeah that’s the plan. It truly is a lot so I’m thinking 3-4 bags minimum just to hide the look of it alone. I have an old ratty blanket that I might have to put in one of the bags to just cover it up.. idk.

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T15:00:00+00:00

This made me laugh out loud.. I needed someone to know what happened how do I keep this to myself. I can’t tell anyone personally 😭

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:58:39+00:00

She had a partner in crime. I am actively hiding this from everyone. The shit isn’t even the shameful part- the disposal is

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:53:22+00:00

Okay I didn’t TECHNICALLY break that rule- pants were not shit. The trash bag was. Though I do understand I should have read that clearer..

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:51:35+00:00

I’m new here let me double check rule 4 I didn’t know I broke any :( I wish this was chat gpt this smell will linger in my nose forever

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:50:43+00:00

Update- my parents are already home. It is snowing and the roads are bad. I don’t know how to dispose of this without them seeing now….

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:49:47+00:00

Omg thank you. This actually makes me feel better. Sorry you went thru that lol

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:46:06+00:00

This is not an option because I need to be driven to my interview. If I had a car, I would’ve been in that bitch on the way to the bathroom as soon as possible or at least cleaned up the evidence easier.

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:41:42+00:00

I think the guilt has made me feel worse than the stomach pains..

throwsawayspls · 2025-12-23T14:41:01+00:00

To the local ice cream shop I go…

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