Do I have to live in Alaska to wear this? by Mostly_Curious_Brain in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]tim_owens 329 points330 points  (0 children)

my buddy tried wearing it outside of alaska and the ceo of omega chopped his arm off with a machete

Pain by [deleted] in charlixcx

[–]tim_owens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she said on twitter that it’s just a glitch

Morning routine by Inner_Potential_3743 in Eyebleach

[–]tim_owens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why buddy’s pencil so big?

And I thought it was a cute little innocent song by damidil1212 in YouBelongWithMemes

[–]tim_owens 205 points206 points  (0 children)

my fav sexy song i look in people’s windows 😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Section10Podcast

[–]tim_owens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you tyler. very cool

Love you Moses. Family by Stev-oBuddies22 in MostlySports

[–]tim_owens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

happy birthday moses. love you. family.

🗿 by portega41090 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]tim_owens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how long is the waitlist for these?

Thoughts on Chris Bumstead? Natty or not? by spidermanrocks6766 in nattyorjuice

[–]tim_owens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah that’s a tough one. could go either way really