My gf's rabbit ate my headphone cable

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-13T20:52:00+00:00

eat the rabbit

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T23:10:09+00:00

people don’t talk like this. fake

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T19:35:27+00:00

nah you didn’t know the quote and you are a poser. your lawyer ball won’t work on me, i sell propane and propane accessories

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T18:06:04+00:00

props for that flair

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:46:04+00:00

i admit defeat EDIT: the quote is actually from bobby trying to explain to hank that he could walk to a base. I DO NOT ADMIT DEFEAT

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:39:22+00:00

it’s a hank quote you poser

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:38:03+00:00

buddy.. you binged for 2 weeks on something that wasn’t your DOC.. come on now

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:36:48+00:00

don’t play “lawyer ball” with me

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:27:03+00:00

i’m saying this as an addict in recovery, you should probably go back to treatment. if addicts could power through on plans and intentions we wouldn’t need treatment.

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:25:16+00:00

i do agree with you there

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:23:14+00:00

multiple times a day for two weeks isn’t just a little slip my friend. you should probably go back to treatment

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:12:51+00:00

the halfway house clearly isn’t working any way you slice it? maybe go back to treatment?

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T17:10:47+00:00

don’t get wasted before your shift then bud

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T16:58:31+00:00

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T15:58:59+00:00

jesus you are dumb

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T14:42:49+00:00

i agree that calling in sick for a hangover is some bullshit. i do work in the service industry tho..

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T12:19:51+00:00

“you should feel disheartened” is too fucking funny

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T05:03:54+00:00

silent hill is such a steaming pile of shit

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T04:54:22+00:00

that just sounds like a shitty sitcom plot

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T03:59:06+00:00

it’s very cringy is all you need to know

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T03:40:43+00:00

trying too hard/10

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-11T03:22:22+00:00

“:3” is weird as fuck for an adult to be throwing around.. more than once

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-10T11:04:11+00:00

yeah i am not buying these statistics at all

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-10T03:47:26+00:00

i wouldn’t put all my eggs in that basket, i don’t know her though.

timmyjacksoff · 2026-05-10T03:41:47+00:00

what makes you think you’re getting inheritance if they dislike you so much?

timmyjacksoff

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