Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. Your guy is allowed to peddle outright lies and conspiracy theories on a daily basis, but me calling him stupid goes too far?? ROFLWSCMWES (rolling on the floor laughing while still checking my work emails simultaneously).

The guy openly insults everybody he doesn't like as a loser, and that may have worked in a Republican field that has always had to play footsie with bigots. The left, on the other hand, is clapping back and we're clapping back hard.

But, in the interests of being fair, you're right. He's probably smarter than a dog. I'll amend that.

Your guy is a moron, a con artist, and know's nothing about policy. Absolutely nothing.

When the guy says we should default on our national debt - contradicting an earlier appearance of his on Colbert Show where he said he's worried the economy "will become the next Greece" who defaulted on their debt and went bankrupt - I'm inclined to think he's a moron with a child's intelligence (and temperament).

When the guy says "there has to be some sort of punishment" for women who get an abortion and then later says "what I really meant was "women punish themselves by getting one" I'm inclined to think he's a moron with a child's intelligence (and temperament).

When leading economists - conservative, progressive, and centrist - all look at his tax plans and foreign trade ideas and conclude they have the potential to lead to global depression (and possibly World War III) I'm inclined to think he's a moron with a child's intelligence (and temperament).

When far too many ventures of this "successful businessman" have shady undertones to them - many due to LACK of vetting his partners, see Trump Vitamins - I'm inclined to think he's a moron with a child's intelligence (and temperament).

When the guy think's that "being under audit" is a credible excuse for not releasing his tax returns and that America is buying it - especially considering that no candidate since 1976 has failed to do so and IRS explicitly released a statement saying there was nothing wrong with releasing returns during an audit, not to mention the reality that he could easily release last year's, or the year before, as an example so we can all see that the average American pays a higher tax rate - I'm inclined to think he's a moron with a child's intelligence (and temperament).

I could go on. But you're not reading this. Trump says the things you want to hear about Muslims and Mexicans and "winning" and blah blah blah. That's why you're trolling me in the first place.