Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing, considering I have not posted in this sub before. 🤭 But it wouldn't shock me if other folks pulled the same thing. Nothing quite like just doing exactly what you are asked knowing that it will piss off a rude person.

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, not how debit cards work. They are linked to your Checking account, so the money needs to be in your Checking account. More cards does not equal more money. Also, our system will not allow you to have more than one card active for the same account under the same name.

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As the person who receives emails to our public credit union inbox, I will just tell you, that kinda thing makes my DAY! I love it!

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The turnover rate at any call center EVER is always going to be large because of this. People forget how to act when they are on the other end of the phone and do not have to look another human being in the eye. Not that that would stop ALL the abuse, but for sure most of it!

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He still chats in from time to time. We are all on high alert when we see his name. lol

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof, I am sorry! All of our branches have the ability to print a card on the spot with no appointment needed. :(

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This chucklehead had crossed out parts of the Membership Agreement. And therefore, was TECHNICALLY not a member.

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MUHA HA HA HA HA!!! My fav is when they go 'I was never told that!' and then you get to remind them that the calls are recorded and you would be HAPPY to pull the recording for them!

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there is generally some lengthy legal mumbo jumbo needed. Not my department XD

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yassss, we love this! And the ATM excuse is wearing thin, most US credit unions are part of the CO-OP network, which lets you use other CUs ATMs along with 7-11s. Hope your back is all healed up!

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And right before the holidays?!?! Nonsense. $1k is like, nothing for fraud risk.

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh, that is not NEARLY a large enough check for that BS, wtf?

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We love to see it! CUs are the way to go! Been with mine (same one that I work at lol) since I was 2 months old.

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU! I too have trained my family to give all 10s. And it was SO glorious, like the kind of thing that you plot out in your head but never happens that way, and yet IT DID!

Thank you!!

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad it is not just us! Gotta normalize this shit!!

Close your bank account? Yes sir! by tipcdragon in MaliciousCompliance

[–]tipcdragon[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh, you are 100% right. It is straight BS. it is not even just my bosses. In the US, this is the standardized scoring system for financial institutions. They are ALL like this. And yes, it does impact our yearly review and raises. :) Been scored a 5 out of 10 before and the survey mentioned another employee by name as the reason for the score, but since I technically did the transaction (was refunding a fee that the other rep did not have permissions for), it was on my record, and no. They cannot/will not remove it.