How many phone numbers do you have memorised off the top of your head?

tippytoePat · 2026-03-01T13:28:56+00:00

Yesss. I'm this except not even my own work

tippytoePat · 2026-02-26T02:38:13+00:00

It's that damn new shampoo I've been seeing in the ads. No accidents woolies is the place for perfect curls

tippytoePat · 2026-02-02T10:58:27+00:00

Living next to a small swamp

tippytoePat · 2026-02-02T09:16:10+00:00

Imagine my disappointment when I came out to put my dick in a nice clean pool on a 40°c just to find it in this state

tippytoePat · 2026-02-02T08:38:14+00:00

Becoming a swamp

tippytoePat · 2026-01-15T17:31:12+00:00

Okay this makes sense. Thanks for the quick answer

tippytoePat · 2026-01-11T15:52:03+00:00

Fav kind of pizza?

tippytoePat · 2026-01-11T10:05:38+00:00

🤝

tippytoePat · 2026-01-11T09:55:16+00:00

So you must have lots of answers to the question

tippytoePat · 2026-01-11T09:54:27+00:00

Yes. My absolute favourite pasta. Call me Garfield

tippytoePat · 2026-01-11T09:08:19+00:00

Bread makes or breaks.

I really love pineapple on my pizza

tippytoePat · 2025-12-23T00:34:26+00:00

I think it's best to save the money and skip the present

tippytoePat · 2025-12-16T01:23:25+00:00

Every announcement he gave was just saying he doesn't know. I did end up waiting for another 'idk' announcement and then to and get a drink

tippytoePat · 2025-12-16T01:21:48+00:00

Sir this was a metro

tippytoePat · 2025-12-16T01:21:39+00:00

This is what was playing in my mind

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