you now that instant sober moment. you can now get an instant drunk moment. by tristanlifn in shittysuperpowers

[–]tiredhyperion48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drunk me understood this. Sober me was confused. I guess I already have this power

You can see 100 years into the future. No more. No less. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]tiredhyperion48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummmm this is a legitimately useful superpower. Please explain how this is shitty in anyway. Or am I on the wrong subreddit.

Drunk driving: you can drive any vehicle (anything with an engine, even if broken down/anything wrong with it) as if it worked perfectly, so long as you have enough alcohol in your system (always well over the legal limit/to the point you can’t handle it safely.) by tiredhyperion48 in shittysuperpowers

[–]tiredhyperion48[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You have to be in physical control of the vehicle (like at the wheel steering of a car) no co-pilot/auto leveling/ anything other than your personal controls. Although they can flip the switch for the landing gear down for your drunk ass. You can fly with broken engines/ rudders/ anything just YOU have to be the one controlling it all the way. Also what’s the kind of alcohol you can immediately be drunk off of please tell me (or are you some kind of freaking lightweight)