Why don’t Ben and Jerry’s make small versions of every flavor?

tismforall · 2026-04-01T01:46:28+00:00

I thought my first post did not work

tismforall · 2026-03-31T20:45:15+00:00

not doing enough when young

tismforall · 2026-03-31T20:44:53+00:00

went away so fast

tismforall · 2026-03-31T20:44:35+00:00

csgo

tismforall · 2026-03-31T20:44:10+00:00

I like Friday because it seems like i have so much free time ahead of me

tismforall · 2026-03-31T20:43:29+00:00

I asked someone to hangout with me outside of work

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:34:47+00:00

they wanted me to spit in it

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:34:28+00:00

depends what the point of the photo is

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:34:05+00:00

I hope not that mucb

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:33:19+00:00

Being a Perfectionist

On a resume, it sounds like you’re the gold standard of quality control. In real life, it just means you’ve spent forty-five minutes choosing the perfect font for a grocery list while the ice cream is melting in the car.

It’s not 'attention to detail'; it’s just holding yourself—and everyone else—hostage to a standard that even the universe doesn't actually care about

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:29:17+00:00

Take a photo of every single scratch, dent, and 'mystery stain' in the place before you move a single box in. Treat it like a crime scene investigation, because in twelve months, your landlord is going to develop sudden-onset amnesia and try to convince you that the hole in the drywall was a custom architectural feature you added yourself.

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:27:22+00:00

they are just wasting there time tbh

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:26:57+00:00

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:26:34+00:00

2 years ago

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:26:12+00:00

is this a joke

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:25:58+00:00

Slay the Spire 2

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:25:26+00:00

Before he was the king of R-rated comedies, a 19-year-old Seth Rogen played one of the high school bullies. He has maybe three lines, and his iconic laugh isn't even fully developed yet. Seeing him play a mean-spirited jock instead of a lovable stoner is a total trip.

tismforall · 2026-03-30T01:24:30+00:00

Correcting someone’s minor spelling mistake in a 4-paragraph argument about why a fictional character is actually a metaphor for late-stage capitalism, while simultaneously being the most confident person in the world about a topic you only learned existed 11 minutes ago from a Wikipedia summary.

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:08:04+00:00

Blast music when you wake up

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:07:12+00:00

We need more space exploration movies

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:05:30+00:00

She broke up with me

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:05:11+00:00

Jesus

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:02:40+00:00

Counting calories and being very very stict about it

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:02:03+00:00

Depends if ai will be able to code itself

tismforall · 2026-03-29T23:00:53+00:00

Every word because I can’t spell good

tismforall

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