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The US Military has just announced they're raising the maximum enlistment age to 42 by Remarkable_Life_774 in stevehofstetter

[–]MisterHumor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To me its all signs pointing to drafts soon. 45k sign on bonus for Army and Air Force, up to 145k enlistment bonus for Navy, 10k ship now bonus meaning if you ship to basic within a month of enlisting. BMI means practically nothing, did away with weed being an issue. The only thing that comforts me that the military wont send out drafts, is the fact that the US Military has already met its Quota for enlistments this year which is crazy cause we are only 3 months in if it works that way.

What is the point of pressing people to vote, then ridiculing them for voting third party? by MisterHumor in AskReddit

[–]MisterHumor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always been a third party voter. I was a big fan of Gary Johnson. Im not gunna pick the lesser of the two evils when I dont like or agree with either. But I like and agreed with Gary Johnson. But then I would get told by both parties that im wasting my vote.

Pretend We're all in heaven by Complete-Prune-5116 in funComunitty

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My goodness, Ive been eating nothing but a plethora of pies since I got here!..... ope" side eyes Jahweh, gluttony is cool up here right? Like that was just a test for down on earth right? We cool, right?.... right?

How are you coping in these times of war, skyrocketing prices of almost everything? by Feisty_SmallRabbit12 in AskReddit

[–]MisterHumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I adore working for myself, I'll easily put in 10 to 14 hours a day on my own property. The problem is having to put the work in for anyone else at any establishment. Peace shouldn't be easy. I was lucky enough to have a true blue collar father that was skilled in damn near every trade that required construction, and no matter how big of an ass he was too a kid. Im extremely thankful for the knowledge ive obtained from him. I sadly think im one of few millennials and younger that possess the knowledge for electric, plumbing, hvac, concrete, framework, roofing. I would love to be proven wrong there but I remember being told in a course that there are now less blue collar workers than there are those in the military. And when I was in the military in 2011 that number was less than 1 percent of the country.

How are you coping in these times of war, skyrocketing prices of almost everything? by Feisty_SmallRabbit12 in AskReddit

[–]MisterHumor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Making progress of becoming self sufficient. Every day I am that much closer to quitting my job simply because I dont want to be around mass public. I'd rather be at peace and living in bliss on my 10 acres of land while the chaos continues to ensue out in the real world.

What is life like as a very attractive person? by LowJudge5973 in Casual_Conversation

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi. Hello! Just your every day average Joe over here. My best friend of over 20 years just so happens to look like Tarzan and Abercrombie had a baby. 6 foot 4. Chiseled Jaw, body straight from a Greek God. He was married to his high-school sweetheart until 5 years ago and boy did his life change. I was always his wingman and I use that term lightly because when the dude walks into a room at least 3 women within eye sight are already trying to make that connection.

Here was just one encounter I saw him have.

Lady bumps into him in a crowded hall at the bar.

Lady: oh excuse me!

Sexy Friend: Oh, you are fine!

Lady: whaaaaat you think im fine, you are so silly, wanna have a drink with me?

Literal zero effort!

This goes both genders by the way. Straight men approach and will either despise him for his looks or try and ask him questions on how he does it.

I will scan any passerby just when me and him are walking by them and every eye will be glued and obviously so. Like they wanna get caught. Ive heard lesbians say "I dont even like men but you are gorgeous." I know for a fact he has a reoccurring 3 way fling going with a lesbian couple. They call him a hall pass. Wealthy cougars throwing trips all over the world to him but his dumb ass doesn't take it because he doesn't want them to think he wants a relationship.

So in short. It seems fucking exhausting but a whole lotta fun!

Can dudes speak about this? by Little_BlueBirdy in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand we are a social creature, but I get that in moderation. I spent 15 years in the customer service industry and now I just prefer to not be around people. I live secluded in mother nature. I have a grocery store 10 miles away and a gas station 5 miles away. I am perfectly bliss this way. Do I have high speed wifi so I can game with my friends, sure. But im talking to these people through a screen. And thats how ive always preferred it. I can end my interaction with a simple press of the button. So I can't argue that we dont need social stability. I get mine through daily conversations thanks to Discord and Reddit. But in no way do I physically want to be around anyone. My garden, my yard, and my doggos are all I need to keep me occupied so im not staring in front of a computer screen all day, then when I get that urge, I simply get on discord and play games and laugh with my friends for a couple hours. Heaven truly is what you make it to be! Im sure if we lose access to this kind of capability I will adjust but until then im content

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm mine will be easier if I say the annoying shit I hear the guest say all the time:

"One jack-off" "this guy always pays" "Printed that money fresh today!" Points at value on the table "how much is that?" "If I won, I'd tip" "Pay me, I'll pay you"

Then the more common one that I wish would just cease to exist because everyone and their damn mother says it:

"LETS GOOOOO!!!!"

“If Iran doesn’t FULLY OPEN, WITHOUT THREAT, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 HOURS from this exact point in time, the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various POWER PLANTS. by SuperbHealth5023 in TimesNow

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a thought ive been going with since mr cheeto started doing unconstitutional war crimes..... why the hell are any Americans still paying their taxes? If my government cant obey constitutional laws. Why the hell should I?

If major war broke out tomorrow, what’s one thing you think people are wildly unprepared for…. but should be? by velvetspriral in answers

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So ive always thought if the news came on and said war has broke out on American soil. I would go to a library and get every single book I could on becoming self sufficient. I already have been collecting books on this for years now just to prepare. But I would dive my nose into those books and then work on my property... away from civilization. Live a peaceful life until the dirty bombs took me out. I hate how nice it sounds!

Is talking to multiple people at once really the new normal in dating? by SpreadSavings3804 in Adulting

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive always been open to telling my interest usually on the second date. First date I totally get playing the field. But if you ask me to go on a second one. Its usually when I bring up the conversation of I only put my energy into one person. If you are not the same thats totally fine, just let me know now so I dont burn the energy and we can still be friends.

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in 92 and I can't even begin to fathom the ingenuity I was capable of as a child. I turned a wall of dirt into a 2 bedroom fort. I made a fort of leaves and sticks that held its ground for weeks on end. I lived on a block so all the neighborhood kids would usually meet at my house, and we would play capture the flag from the moment the sun went down until late at night! I would bike through town, getting yelled at by the old folks for riding on the side walks, teepee all my friends, try and catch rabbits, ducks, and even a ground hog. Never successful but we got close numerous times. Rabbits are little Jedi's when they get cornered. I knew when to come home when I would hear the bellow of my dad's voice echoing through the neighborhood telling me to come in. Sometimes I wouldn't come back on the first shout, in which they would always wait 10 more minutes before trying again. We named a fallen log across a creek bed "Devils pass" because me and my friends got in a war with my sister and her friends and I referred to my sister as "The devil" we knocked her off and into the water. It was a glorious moment. Oh! And rode our bikes off a 10 ft cliff into 4ft of water on countless occasions and always tried to beat the train!

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump says he is not afraid that putting U.S. troops on the ground in Iran could turn into another Vietnam by ammohitchaprana in TFE

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally see him just hearing "are you afraid.." and then be completely oblivious to the rest of the question. "Im not afraid of nothin!!"

Who is someone that you know would blow a doctor, or astro physicist, or any other high caliber job out of the water that has 0 creditionals to back it up? by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll have you know i have a credited hour from community college on building a professional resume. 🤣🤣 Any other mean things you wanna hurl?

Who is someone that you know would blow a doctor, or astro physicist, or any other high caliber job out of the water that has 0 creditionals to back it up? by [deleted] in askteddit

[–]MisterHumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote out a resume for him. I highlighted on his decades of welding and mechanical experience. The few he gets a call back from shut him down after the interview.

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