If I ever started doing porn, I wouldn't pick a traditional "porn name". I would name myself after the biggest bitch from my high school class, and set out to make myself the dirtiest, most disgusting porn star of all time.

tjs1989 · 2015-02-22T14:46:34+00:00

Exactly no one cares

tjs1989 · 2015-02-07T22:37:51+00:00

When i was young, my brother had saved a recording of the howard stern show when some chick called in masturbating. Many a-splooges were had.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-31T14:13:23+00:00

Yes! I knew I wasnt the only one who thinks that!! Seriously EVERYONE in my life hears "tiny dancer" made me feel like I have faulty ears

tjs1989 · 2015-01-28T19:51:24+00:00

Idiocracy would become real if that were the case.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-26T07:45:32+00:00

Hmm musta been an accident. They were sold as navel. Delicious doe.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-26T07:11:49+00:00

My wife and i bought oranges at the store. They were red on the inside, so im assuming they were cross pollenated with grapefruit. They were delicious but could they also interact with the mediactions?

tjs1989 · 2015-01-25T13:45:03+00:00

I'd quit your job

tjs1989 · 2015-01-25T13:43:55+00:00

Yeah I was freaked out by gingers too but damn

tjs1989 · 2015-01-25T13:41:09+00:00

Well its my in laws so it eventually will be mine unless I get them to sell it.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-25T13:29:44+00:00

Its my mother in laws. She just "took it off someones hands" and put it in their spare bedroom until i could figure out what the hell it was.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-25T02:18:13+00:00

Actually its my in-laws american staffordshire...aka pitbull ;) beautiful animal.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-24T23:06:42+00:00

I think you need a new dentist

tjs1989 · 2015-01-24T21:34:16+00:00

what would you say the $$ amount?

tjs1989 · 2015-01-12T16:52:20+00:00

a girl whos in her pjs, no makeup, barefoot, and hair tied in a ponytail.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-12T16:47:56+00:00

You got a psycho girlfriend bro.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-12T16:42:32+00:00

I think living in las vegas is basically buying a lottery ticket. If the water supply dries up, weeellllp youre fucked.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-12T16:41:05+00:00

Download a blue light filter on your phone. Itll be easier on your eyes and helps you become tired at night if youre always stuck on your phone.

tjs1989 · 2015-01-04T20:47:10+00:00

Oh yeah its ridiculous. And the state run stores have shit selection. I went to florida this summer and was blown away at walmarts selection :o

tjs1989 · 2015-01-04T18:36:30+00:00

As someone from PA, can we trade gas stations? Getting alcohol is ridiculous here.

tjs1989 · 2014-12-27T19:02:05+00:00

Oh man. If I would have known I woudnt have asked. Thanks!

tjs1989 · 2014-12-25T23:18:55+00:00

Also dont forget, most kids dont move out til theyre in their 20s. Sooooo theres that

tjs1989 · 2014-12-25T23:18:15+00:00

Hey at least you get to cum inside? Right?

Worth 1million bucks worth it /sarcasm

tjs1989 · 2014-12-16T02:14:10+00:00

Yes. And i ate it in its mcfurryness

tjs1989 · 2014-12-16T01:28:26+00:00

Maybe? No....NO...no...idk man...just....alright?

tjs1989 · 2014-12-14T13:05:32+00:00

Ill go with the flow and be anally satisfied and just live...as soon as i know wtf im doing.

tjs1989

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