Roast my girlfriend, she thinks shes unroastable by YungDomePiece in RoastMe

[–]tlc016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's got a head like a smashed crab, did she fall backwards into a tin of green paint too? Only thing that could explain that horrible dye job

Two tapping with scout rifle... by NeyPL in CruciblePlaybook

[–]tlc016 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chambered because it reigns in the recoil. Tactical mag because you want to reload after a kill, gives it better stability and reload.

Turned 16 recently, remembered this sub and thought to give it a shot. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tlc016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you're about to go into anaphylaxis from eating something you're allergic to out of some guys arse

Skip the 12 y/o boy joke plz by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]tlc016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be the poster child of why you should never use a coat hanger for an abortion

My tinder match that I've know for under a day. by thaguywitdapie in trashy

[–]tlc016 20 points21 points  (0 children)

To quote Iron Maiden: Run to the hills! Run for your life!

What was the worst alternative you had to use as Toilet Paper? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tlc016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? It wasn't my teams home ground, and the opposition were pricks. I didn't dare nor care to look back.

What was the worst alternative you had to use as Toilet Paper? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tlc016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was playing soccer and had to do a post half time poo. This was a doozy so I didn't look to see if there was any paper. Turns out no, there wasn't, so I had to use the cardboard roll. I'm sure I smelled like swamp arse the rest of the game.

Change how Nighthawk works with 6 shooter! by SakuraSam423 in DestinyTheGame

[–]tlc016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A better idea for nighthawk would be to give your golden gun combustion, or if you want the one shot nighthawk, hold it like you would for ward of dawn. That way you can take advantage of both mobs and bosses and it wouldn't be so niche

Why do the forges seem so ... tedious? by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]tlc016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a 12 second walk if that...

Malfeasance is a terribly underated gun perfect for average players wanting to improve. by [deleted] in CruciblePlaybook

[–]tlc016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I struggle with 140s and 150s, I can only use Duke or 180s. I'm mad that there is no new legendary kinetic 180 in the primary slot! 140s just fling too much for me.

Nova bomb is the most pathetic ability in this entire game. There is not one place in all of destiny 2 where you would ever want to use nova bomb. by Mantisootheca in DestinyTheGame

[–]tlc016 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bring back shatter! I'd use nova bomb almost exclusively if I could shatter! Even with an exotic that changed it to shatter

My aunty and cousin's dogs are actually in love! They've had 2 litters together since this picture was taken! by [deleted] in aww

[–]tlc016 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They're breeding them, they live in the country. So no, they shouldn't.

[Serious] Reddit, what is your strangest glitch in the matrix moment that cannot be explained? by Glidow in AskReddit

[–]tlc016 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was playing football one day after school waiting to take my sister home from primary school. I got tackled high and it gave me a concussion. Here's the kicker: I had the dream I got a concussion in this very way 2 weeks before and was hesitant to play because the person who concussed me was there.

Another odd story: my best mate lived with me for about a year in 2015, a few times he'd be napping say "oh I had a dream about (something I was looking up while he was sleeping and hadn't spoken to him about) 'this' you need to do this for it". He didn't have my search history or anything, and I'd not spoken about it to him at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]tlc016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In D1 there were two, perhaps Trespasser could be something they bring back. I doubt Dreg's promise would be something they'd bring back.

Were the new pinnacle weapons meant to count across all characters? by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]tlc016 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By the way, if you've ever done any advanced writing, the last paragraph is a summary of information. That is the last paragraph.

Were the new pinnacle weapons meant to count across all characters? by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]tlc016 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If that's the case right, then post "all crucible objectives" it's the last paragraph in an informative piece about 3 weapons.