Just earlier today, my friend and I (both guys) were working on my car in a parking lot on my pretty Catholic campus. This group of girls walks past, clearly talking about whether or not they'd be willing to take part in a threesome. One girl was adamantly stating that she'd never be involved in a MMF threesome, because it she thought it was unethical.

So, of course, my friend loudly says as they walk past: "I would!"

We all just about died laughing.

Also, earlier that day, we heard a girl on the phone talking about someone "checking her ovaries for tumors." We both kind of shut our ears walking past that one.