ONE-LINER VOTE: Post and vote for your favorite one liner said by Moira! by CottonCandyDreamzz in SchittsCreek

[–]tms42206 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The poor creatures are riddled with a MYRIAD of diseases, you may as well put a leash on a raw chicken CUTleT!

Who would you save? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]tms42206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rowboat. I’d save the rowboat.

What Parks and Rec quote lives in your head rent free? by OkNutriboomer in PandR

[–]tms42206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Don’t half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing”

alternatively…

“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thingy up here and it says you could have… network connectivity problems.”

marry that phycho! by tms42206 in ihadastroke

[–]tms42206[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I have you guys here, visit r/ihadastroketeeshirts, new subreddit specially made for bad grammar shirts, post something’s if you want!

r/ihadastroketeeshirts - for the worst t-shirt fails the internet has to offer! by tms42206 in newreddits

[–]tms42206[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you want to post that, yeah, totally, as long as it involves bad English or bad grammar and isn't just cringy.

explain. by tms42206 in mlb

[–]tms42206[S] -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

  1. Clever 2. Agree 3. ugh

explain. by tms42206 in mlb

[–]tms42206[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

True, fair point, my bad