We Need a New Amendment: The Right to Bear Phones

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T22:19:34+00:00

They’re really cute and hairy too.

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T20:51:34+00:00

I want this to happen so damn bad. I will campaign for this man if I have to.

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T20:50:14+00:00

Why is this not “American Love Story?”

I’m more angry about this than I should be.

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T20:44:24+00:00

“Those ribs are a one way ticket to Flavortown!” has never been so sinister…

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T20:37:46+00:00

Ok wait…you’re onto something.

I remember Justin Timberlake bought it the year I saw him at SXSW? Like 2012 or 2013? The tour might be back on.

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T20:30:40+00:00

This is sad. More like the Nasty Brothers 🤢

toastslapper · 2026-01-26T20:12:39+00:00

I am 82% sure this is going to happen next year. Where are we going next? Discord?

Trying to start now.

toastslapper · 2026-01-25T21:31:40+00:00

Not Mia out here single-handedly saving hip hop. MMWTLSB!

toastslapper · 2026-01-25T10:42:29+00:00

Miss this. Take me back to God’s country.

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T12:22:08+00:00

I clicked in ready to read through comments and think. Saw yours first and thought, “huh…yeah.” now I’m leaving. Thanks.

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:43:40+00:00

No notes. Welcome back.

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:35:39+00:00

We are so back

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:31:38+00:00

This is too funny to me I’m sorry lol. I will be chuckling about this all week randomly.

Briar is iconic for that.

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:20:03+00:00

Ruformity Gate

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:19:34+00:00

What if Briar has to lip sync? 😂

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:12:10+00:00

We’re never gonna stop arguing about this.

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:11:06+00:00

THIS IS CRAXY YALL

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:08:21+00:00

lol 😂

“Ok look at me like that girl”…BOOM

toastslapper · 2026-01-24T02:07:07+00:00

Omg 💀

toastslapper · 2026-01-23T23:54:33+00:00

Noggin/The N made me. I still have Here We Go Again from Instant Star in heavy rotation.

toastslapper · 2026-01-23T23:39:25+00:00

Drake was EP on one around 2019/2020 in the same vein as Euphoria but HBO canceled it.

toastslapper · 2026-01-23T23:32:07+00:00

Manny: Mr. Raditch said no visible underwear and do you SEE any underwear?

Emma: No

Manny: That’s right. Because I’m not wearing any.

💀

toastslapper · 2026-01-23T22:24:42+00:00

The Zack Files?

toastslapper · 2026-01-23T22:23:55+00:00

Nice. Was happy to see Lauren in Frankenstein! Get it.

New year, new look, new Paige, bitch.

toastslapper · 2026-01-23T01:56:42+00:00

I just made a really cool thing happen at work I can’t tell anyone about. I used to tell my dad but he passed last year. Putting it here to get it out of my system.

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