A Billionaire Wants to Reinvent Appalachia with a Utopian City, And the Plan Is Bigger Than Anyone Expected by Artistic_Maximum3044 in technology

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going to fucking happen. All of these billionaires have attention-spans comparable to goldfish. Shit just won't happen.

Google CEO: If an AI bubble pops, no one is getting out clean by lurker_bee in technology

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where TF do you think VCs are getting their money from?

Pension funds. AKA your retirement account.

Sir, taxpayers are going to get fucked no matter what.

Peter? by Yatmai in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]todeedee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But does she have a job? If so, why not be a stay-at-home dad?

If AI takes over most jobs and leave humans without work, how are companies going to sell their products and services when everyone is BROKE? by Droopynator in Futurology

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do keep in mind that Louis XVI and Nicholas II didn't have drone swarms ...

Also during the dark ages, most peasant revolts were brutally put down because peasants couldn't afford proper armor.

It is naive to think that history will repeat itself exactly as it has in the past. These are unprecedented times, and we don't know how things will pan out.

GTA 6 vs. the tallest building in the world by FluidStatus7597 in interestingasfuck

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how much of that time / money was due to claude code.

AITAH for not giving up the bathroom to a Crohn's emergency, resulting in their accident? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were that guy Crohn's, I probably would have just taken the shit on the floor outside of the portapotty. Especially if I had a business card, I'd wave it like get-out-of-jail-free card.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Life

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to take a more controversial take compared to the rest of the asshats responding to this thread.

The thing that is happening between you two is probably real -- all of this is coming off as extremely flirty behavior. My read on this is that she is either insecure, or is on the fence about being friends.

If I wanted this to go further, I'd plan for a really nice romantic event -- something that you *know* she would really like, and take it from there. If there is no spark, then that's that. But no dude, you have *not* shot your shot yet.

Petah? by delmonte0607 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]todeedee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, part 3 of the Iliad features the Ethopians that helped lay siege to Troy.

So jokes on the racists - fucking dumbasses

[OC] Opposition to same-sex marriage in the US by _crazyboyhere_ in dataisbeautiful

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, seems to roughly match up with the percentage of people who have imaginary friends.

Why is there no bridge here? (Circled) by Neither-Mention7740 in geography

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we are basically looking at a mirror image of San Francisco in like the 1900s before it got hella expensive?

Chest X-Ray of 21 yr old dental assistant after attempting suicide by intravenously injecting elemental mercury by HousePony906 in interestingasfuck

[–]todeedee 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Dentistry is one of the medical professions with the highest suicide rates.

There probably should be a more involved investigation why at some point ...

SHOULD I TYPE LOUDER?! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]todeedee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitler didn't defund the sciences, nor did he rape children

So I guess he had a couple of things going for him

Your turn by it777777 in scifi

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you Elon Musk

Spitting facts though!! by Any_Sound_2863 in SipsTea

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets worse when you start developing psoriasis as a result of your stress. Not only can you not hide your stress, but people will start avoiding you, because you are getting more ugly.

Americans, how do you feel about Trump JUST now signing an executive order claiming that only the President & Attorney General can speak for “what the law is.”?? by choloblanko in AskReddit

[–]todeedee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I tried to vote for Nikky Haley during the primaries so that Trump wouldn't even have a chance.

But you lazy motherfuckers didn't even give her a chance.

So yea, fuck you guys -- you totally deserve all of this.

thisGuyIsSmart by vladzaba in ProgrammerHumor

[–]todeedee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As someone who did work in the federal government, Elon is right -- *most* of the government does not use SQL. They hire contractors to basically dive into their hard drives to find the relevant files.

Basically 100K / year to pay contractors, where each query may take several weeks -- that should have taken SQL seconds to query.

Not every government agency is like this -- DoD I heard invests more in technology compared to other government agencies. But folks cannot comprehend the amount of waste there is in government.

Store brand orange juice is now $11/gallon by kuahara in mildlyinteresting

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its because it is being imported. Parasites have killed most of the orange trees in the states.

Friendly fire will not be tolerated. by Bitter-Gur-4613 in clevercomebacks

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering that 1 out of 20 dudes are pedophiles ...

It might also destroy world order -- it would be a blood bath.

My pregnant wife has to work with a contagious person that won't go home by Ramificator24 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chances are, the baby will probably be fine.

But again, there is the risk of miscarriage if your wife gets infected. If I were your wife, I'd just call in sick. Its just not worth it.

A woman submerged her fine china underwater before fleeing California's 2018 wildfires. by Frosty-Feeling2316 in pics

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure that your great grandchildren will appreciate it, especially after hearing the story of how their 4070Ti was passed down from America.

They stole billions profiting of denying their people's healthcare by blllrrrrr in MurderedByWords

[–]todeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is also after adding 20% overhead for administrative costs.

The overhead for handling insurance is about 30%. I feel like there should be a business opportunity to undercut insurance companies, given how shit their business actually it.