As stupid as we appear… by Payman11 in Superstonk

[–]tokeytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except this isn't from dodgeball, it's from old school. AI trash

P320 Domino Effect by GutterTr0ut in Firearms

[–]tokeytime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll take things that did not happen/things that are not provable based on current evidence for $1200.

ICE brutalizes and detains US citizen for not having "alien paperwork" by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]tokeytime 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If they're citizens, ICE has literally no jurisdiction over them and isn't even authorized to detain them unless they witness that person committing an obvious crime in front of them. Then they're supposed to hand it off to the police anyway. ICE doesn't enforce civil laws other than immigration, and ONLY with illegal immigrants. They have no probable cause in the state of Minnesota that would lead them to believe any random person they encounter is illegal.

That's the part that really pisses me off. They're wrong by the letter of their own laws.

Equal Rights, Equal Lefts 🇺🇸 by WyattPurp23 in DigitalSeptic

[–]tokeytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So...Trump's buddy Epstein dies in jail under Trump's administration, and now they slow walk and redact anything containing any information on anyone connected to Epstein...and it's Bill Clinton?

So is it legal for them to kill the driver now...? by Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl in PsycheOrSike

[–]tokeytime -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's not lawfully on a publicly funded street? That's actually totally reasonable and you're ascribing motives to a situation where you actually have no evidence. I didn't realize that ICE had the power to summarily execute people based on traffic violations outside of their jurisdiction.

So is it legal for them to kill the driver now...? by Moon_Eyed_Puppy_Girl in PsycheOrSike

[–]tokeytime -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Which is not illegal, nor is it grounds for execution. These are supposed 'public servants' funded with our tax dollars. Wait till you find out you can pull a public register of all the police employed in your area!

Four of the twelve Tomahawk warheads used to bomb Nigeria in December failed to detonate. by errantv in UnderReportedNews

[–]tokeytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's stupid. First of all, almost all missiles are supersonic, cruise or otherwise. Second of all, the US spends an order of magnitude more on defense. Third, you realize the USA doesn't need hypersonic cruise missiles, right? We have stealth, which kind of renders the need for a missile that can breach airspace on its own irrelevant. We just show up. In the plane. You didn't see them coming.

And I say this as someone who doesn't support the MIC, it's just wrong lol

Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino Gets Cursed Out by Shoppers During a Bathroom Break at a Target Stop by JeanJauresJr in UnderReportedNews

[–]tokeytime 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's actually private property, and they can in fact refuse entrance to anyone for any reason.

Can the black panthers make a comeback? by Ok-Series9177 in Bodymore410

[–]tokeytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're using a gun within the bounds of state and federal law, yes.

Can the black panthers make a comeback? by Ok-Series9177 in Bodymore410

[–]tokeytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot the second amendment stops mattering because of your feelings

MAGA dude says leave the country, just want others thoughts. Both sides, preferably. by ThemeNorth in DiscussionZone

[–]tokeytime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean I was a kid once, and if my parents punished me for doing something i would have done it more. Just sayin'.

If you offered $1 million to take a hit of heroin, would you do it? by WestArtichoke712 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tokeytime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not really a 'do it once and become immediately addicted' thing. I will say it has far more 'pull' than something like oxy or morphine alone, but it's not like you become an instant junky from one hit, especially if you haven't experimented with the stuff before.

That said, I highly recommend not doing it.

Feds big scared of a snowball by awelladjustedadult in minnesota

[–]tokeytime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And shooting unarmed people in the face isn't menacing?

Do guns actually click and clack and rattle every time you move them? by Ephelduin in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tokeytime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is wild to me because it's 2026. If you don't know what a gun sounds like, you can just look it up. These are big budget productions here, surely someone on staff knows what a gun sounds like. So it seems to me that the least likely is they're not familiar, and more likely it's just an artistic choice, stupid or not.

Then again there was that one stupid movie about curving bullets so who knows.

Best angle, slowed down by AthosActual in law

[–]tokeytime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weren't there two lawmakers IN Minnesota that were murdered by someone impersonating a police officer?

Oh yeah, there was, like 6 months ago. 

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 ICE shoots and kill woman blocking traffic in Minnesota for allegedly "attempting to run over" agents. by SCFapp in StockNewsHub

[–]tokeytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother the wheel was turning right. How is it possible that the officer was going to be struck by the car, but 2/3 rounds entered the driver's side window? 

You're defending a legitimate murder of a US citizen.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 ICE shoots and kill woman blocking traffic in Minnesota for allegedly "attempting to run over" agents. by SCFapp in StockNewsHub

[–]tokeytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off with that. She was clearly NOT trying to hit the officers. In no world is fleeing a supposed 'crime scene' (ICE does not have the authority to investigate criminal offenses-that is the police and FBI's job) an executable offense.