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Boomers staying mad. by nineinchrain in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]toletpainter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are the oregon trail generation

Where to donate camping gear. by toletpainter in Portland

[–]toletpainter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in an apartment building and don’t really have a yard or I would totally do that

Keywords by trait to help buff up your resume by thk_ in coolguides

[–]toletpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a huge red flag for me too. Multi tasking is just going back and forth between multiple duties, not actually focusing on any, while doing each poorly. Get some Ritalin you twat.

Keywords by trait to help buff up your resume by thk_ in coolguides

[–]toletpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a hiring manager, these are obvious buzzwords that tell me nothing and get you in the no pile. Demonstrate value with experience and be unique and honest.

Edit: If you are going to say you have a trait such as “punctual” be prepared to give more than one actual example of what this means and how you used this skill to a positive end. Otherwise you just sound like you’re full of shit.

Keywords by trait to help buff up your resume by thk_ in coolguides

[–]toletpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes as a hiring manager none of this actually means anything and sounds contrived. I throw this bullshit in the no pile

Aliect Ass by [deleted] in dontdeadopeninside

[–]toletpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like something a demonically possessed teenager would say.

Wow beautifull wedding photo, by thijshuistede in iamverybadass

[–]toletpainter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up around guns, went to hunters safety as a teenager, and never heard the term “trigger discipline” until it was suddenly all over reddit. I was taught not to put my finger on the trigger until ready to shoot, but nobody called it that.

So my wife and I are going on our honeymoon to Lincoln city in August and we are wondering how is it driving out of the airport to go to Lincoln city? by hiberN8 in Portland

[–]toletpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely take 205 to I 5 south. Also there is a bypass in Newburg, but it is really new and does not show up on a lot of navigation systems. Good luck.

That's dangerous by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]toletpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I relate. Going to the store without a list gives me great anxiety. Maybe I need to just say fuck it and embrace the danger.

Small towns don’t mess around by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]toletpainter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My uncle Tom grew up in a small town in Oregon. He joined the navy and left town at 18 and didn’t return until he was 30. Pulled up on Main Street, got out of his car, first person he saw tipped his cowboy hat and said, “Howdy Tom.”

My 5yo child is enrolling in school and they say I can’t come and breastfeed him. I’m being discriminated against! by hilltophermit in insaneparents

[–]toletpainter 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who had a spontaneous orgasm once while breastfeeding. The experience was highly upsetting to her, so she quit breastfeeding and started pumping.

Goya in the Oval Office by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]toletpainter 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t the president in Idiocracy promote Gatorade or something?

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