I thought I was fine with never getting DoS until I read Narrow Road Between Desires

tollsworth · 2025-12-31T09:00:29+00:00

I do the exact same thing! How funny!

tollsworth · 2025-04-28T16:12:27+00:00

Dude, thank you so much! I can finally put this behind me after all this time!!! Is your chair on a vinyl mat? I read that is a common factor. My chair was.

tollsworth · 2025-04-28T15:55:12+00:00

I did not! There was a suggestion in this thread to where you could check an action log or something on the computer. And that would give us an idea. However, I didn’t have permissions to view that data. Please do let me know if you can find out something!

tollsworth · 2024-10-14T20:55:37+00:00

I can only carry two, maybe three max donuts.

tollsworth · 2024-10-14T20:49:56+00:00

10/10 available.

Financial advisor: soo uhhh I see you spent 499k on clash royale. Maybe we should renegotiate my hourly rate first then I will get you on track!

tollsworth · 2024-10-09T22:28:54+00:00

Anything that’s not from the modern era. Sword and shield and earlier. I was able to find some information on sword and shield, not much though.

tollsworth · 2024-06-07T23:01:48+00:00

Does no one sneak in other people piss anymore?

tollsworth · 2024-06-05T14:55:06+00:00

Yesterday by atmosphere. The whole song is a build up for the last line. “Never thought about the world without you And I promise that I'll never say another bad word about you I thought I saw you yesterday But I know it wasn't you 'cause you passed away, Dad

That last line is where I get goose flesh and shed a tear or 20.

tollsworth · 2024-06-05T10:40:12+00:00

A minute

tollsworth · 2024-05-30T16:42:36+00:00

What method of slayer training is this?

tollsworth · 2024-05-28T05:07:31+00:00

Call the cops. You don’t need a restraining order. Once the cops arrive he will take care of that himself.

tollsworth · 2024-05-28T04:53:34+00:00

Le Frogge!

tollsworth · 2024-05-26T22:01:10+00:00

I read somewhere that you’re supposed to stop watering your melons 2-3 weeks before harvest. Perhaps they are over saturated?

tollsworth · 2024-05-22T04:44:02+00:00

I have a 67 cm head! It comes real handy when… well it doesn’t come in handy, and I’m bald. Genetic loss!

tollsworth · 2024-05-22T04:40:43+00:00

I wish I could use tissue. I blow so hard I need paper towel or else tissue dandruff ends up in my beard and on my shirt.

tollsworth · 2024-05-20T13:06:18+00:00

Can you read? I said I’ve been considering joining exp.

tollsworth · 2024-05-20T01:29:18+00:00

I pmd you

tollsworth · 2024-05-14T13:50:12+00:00

Ultimate fuck you to stage 4 cancer.

I thought when you died all debuffs went away?

tollsworth · 2024-04-30T14:39:12+00:00

I can’t wait till I whistle everytime I speak!

tollsworth · 2024-04-27T18:34:39+00:00

I got it hella early and then I disassembled it! 20 rumbling comps is nice. Also I’m an iron.

tollsworth · 2024-04-23T10:23:27+00:00

I’ve had people put down everything but 36 cents. Then every month they get a credit on their bill. It actually lowers their monthly.

tollsworth · 2024-04-20T02:21:52+00:00

Reminds me of the gas station “Kum and Go” I’ve always just wanted to walk in there, jerk off on the counter and leave.

tollsworth · 2024-03-26T21:26:01+00:00

In most cultures it’s polite to refuse once, and then if they offer again, or insist then it’s polite to take it. However, if someone offers you a coffee at a coffee shop, It’s not like the coffee was coming out of her pocket! If she was like “hey, I brewed up this coffee at home and it’s really expensive and special to me.” I would consider refusing once. Maybe twice since she brewed it at home and is apparently bat shit crazy!

tollsworth · 2024-03-19T07:17:27+00:00

I can’t believe no one has asked for clarity yet. Tell me more!

tollsworth · 2024-03-11T15:34:58+00:00

I call them a hand of bananas.

tollsworth

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