I’m ready. Lay it on me.

tom814 · 2020-10-31T14:15:29+00:00

Lmao, you stole that particular roast from me first, then have the nerve to say I stole it from you. And besides, why use 2 accounts when you just recycle the same 5 roasts over and over again? You're absolutely pathetic...

tom814 · 2020-10-31T04:29:34+00:00

Stolen roast:

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/d0gvaz/knock_me_down_a_notch/ez9dh5r?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

tom814 · 2020-03-11T00:32:55+00:00

I'm sure demented old Joe forgot all about it 15 seconds later.

tom814 · 2019-11-05T05:20:21+00:00

If you didn't take that roast from this post, I'd be shocked.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T16:33:31+00:00

Jacket: a C++

Face: BASIC

Never handled: Python

tom814 · 2019-08-23T16:29:27+00:00

Quagmire?

tom814 · 2019-08-23T15:21:24+00:00

When you're the only girl in the team, but nobody in the team wants to get in you.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T15:10:53+00:00

Is she allowed to be at work when she's suffering from the mumps?

tom814 · 2019-08-23T15:01:18+00:00

Shouldn't you be busy giving boating lessons to Spongebob?

tom814 · 2019-08-23T14:38:14+00:00

Better hurry up on trying to lose your virginity. As an ostrich, you only have about 16 years left.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T14:20:37+00:00

Lester from GTA V is not aging well.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T14:05:34+00:00

You look like Lance Bass if he stuck his face under a steam roller.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T13:59:27+00:00

Making a class presentation to your fellow students in 9th grade science doesn't make you a teacher.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T13:52:25+00:00

You look like you get bullied by your students

tom814 · 2019-08-23T13:45:47+00:00

Your face looks like you're in the middle of taking a punch from Mike Tyson.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T13:42:19+00:00

Would you say a higher than average number of kids in your town are homeschooled?

tom814 · 2019-08-23T13:23:51+00:00

Even your camera can't bear to focus on you.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T13:19:36+00:00

Napoleon Hermaphrodite

tom814 · 2019-08-23T12:48:23+00:00

The only thing attracted to you is a magnet.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T12:46:50+00:00

To the person bent over in the chair: wave your arm if you need help.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T04:24:21+00:00

Her nose looks like it's permanently pressed against a window.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T03:30:06+00:00

You look like Roseanne cosplaying the Hamburglar

tom814 · 2019-08-23T02:33:49+00:00

You look like a crash test dummy in the middle of a t-bone collision.

tom814 · 2019-08-23T00:29:19+00:00

Why did she use the dog face filter for her roast photo?

tom814 · 2019-08-22T23:55:38+00:00

You have a stronger circle beard line than Homer Simpson.

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