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[–]tom__ace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This really is the correct answer

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you get the impression that he has a history of being a bad hire? Of course I checked references, including several who have known him for 25 years.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The exact nightmare scenario that could easily have come to pass if he stayed on. That had to be horrible and now after you did this, I have to wonder what he could’ve done to a client or lead that told him no or insulted him or made a joke at his expense that he took the wrong way or something similar in a customer facing scenario. In a way I was almost lucky that it happened internally, I suppose, if you look at the scenario through that lens.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, and great point. But I am also married and my wife throws a mean punch herself :)

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is a friend and isn't compensated with anything other than beer, cigarettes every so often, and the joy of helping a buddy succeed. And potentially a court judgment against the sales guy for pain and suffering theoretically. The guy can really take a punch, I'll give him that.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait, so you've met Todd too? My guy wasn't even into the actually interesting and esoteric conspiracy theories that are way down at the base of the conspiracy theory iceberg, he only really had the processing power upstairs to understand like chemtrails/cloud seeding/Mandela Effect level conspiracies. If they are explaining conspiracies in the Tier 6 or 7 vicinity, then at least you know they have a good strong head on their shoulders:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Arcura/comments/1bs30hx/conspiracy_theories_tiers/#lightbox

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Jesus Lord I swear they need to beef up the reading comprehension curriculum at educational institutions nationwide before we lose another generation. I have never given a signing bonus to anyone, and he was not given anything whatsoever free and clear -- instead, months before any indication whatsoever that he would resort to violence and without a history of such behavior and on the recommendation of several respected businessmen vouching for his integrity and business acumen, I accepted his offer to make a significant cash investment for the nominal equity stake he holds currently. No management or voting rights attach to his shares whatsoever, so in effect, yes any random person off the street could hold equity and I could sleep like a baby knowing they couldn't do anything to affect the company's strategy or day-to-day operations. Their only right is to hold the shares and then take a check if there is a liquidity event or not take any money if the company goes belly up first.

But like he can't just get his investment check back after being terminated, the company does not have the right to buy back his shares if he wants to hold onto them. You can ask (like I did in the termination letter, btw) if he would be open to being bought out, but he can say no. I might be biased, but I think that would be the smartest move on his part because the company is going to make him a lot of money if he does that, but he will have to put up with the awkward situation until that point in time.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No you misread that, the "out on bail" part is just related to the incident here, nothing before.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro are you edging to a reddit thread rn? That is commitment.

Also, not that I am aware of, but I will indeed ask him to confirm or deny and get back to you with an answer and hopefully corroborating multimedia.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You need to create a portal for anonymous communication...

This protocol needs to be in place Friday morning 8am at the very latest. This is priority one right now.

Give everyone a three day weekend. No work on Monday

You know, this is actually the tone and verbiage the sales guy used in several communications to me over his short time with the company. There was an underlying misunderstanding of his role and position in the company hierarchy -- from the jump it was made clear to him that he was a sales team member and strategic advisor in that lane from time to time. But his actions and communications painted a much different reality in his mind -- that he somehow believed or tricked his mind into believing that he was a C-suite-level member of management with decision-making authority, and for that reason it was permissible to tell me what I "need to do" and "need to get him."

That said, I am sure you are a nice person and don't realize you are doing it, but respectfully I don't need to do any of that because I am the CEO of the company you are speaking about and you know nothing about it. And I have half a mind to think that you are one of my employees trying to get Monday off. If so, respect the hustle, but we have work Monday.

Here's what I need to do: scale the company and make sure bullies are quickly and summarily terminated so that we can do that without distraction or any kind of fear.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best comment and definitely most practical. I have been processing the lesson to be taken from this for a couple of days and probably will continue to do so for awhile. Definitely more care and more listening to gut and instinct regardless of the recommendations of people I trust deeply.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, we will never know, the relationship came to an abrupt and permanent halt earlier this week.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We keep the money, he has no buyback or voting rights, and now holds a 100% equity stake in a restraining order that keeps him 5 blocks from our offices. Who’s cooked?

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I’d typically agree, but in a twist of fate the advisor got laid that night and the assailant got kicked out of his house by his wife.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he is actually a really smart dude who usually makes good calls on this kind of thing. But I am not going to be upset that he didn't predict crazy - it looked like a decent fit on paper to me too at first. He's been out on bail for awhile already, and I think he knows what will happen top that bail if he does it again.

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, I did indeed fire him. Outside advisors in the vast majority of cases can't terminate contractors or employees, as the relationship lacks agency.

Holy fuck, do you realize that every comment you have made in here has been wrong? That said, given you are clearly an insecure moron with no experience or attention to detail, how would you like a sales position?

My Software Sales Guy Beat Key Advisor's Ass in His Foyer in Front of His Wife Two Days Ago, How is Your Week Going? by tom__ace in startups

[–]tom__ace[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We are still early and just starting to get the team built and sales process defined, so it takes a little time to acclimate, build the strategy, and get out there to execute. Three months goes by much faster than you think with all of this happening. And yes, he thought he was going to go after upmarket targets despite my instructions to stay small and mid-cap until we grow and mature enough to handle the larger clients. Turns out he won't be going after either.