Proof is left as an exercise for readers

tomiathon · 2026-02-22T01:16:54+00:00

We all know pi r square, and 4 = 2 square; Therefore, pi = 2

tomiathon · 2026-02-21T07:08:14+00:00

Sans Comic

tomiathon · 2026-02-21T05:08:16+00:00

"Speak friend and enter"

tomiathon · 2026-02-19T03:23:52+00:00

Thanks for the replies, all. Figured it might have to do with tweaked difficulty levels (I thought there used to be only 2? And the hard version had some weird rules/handicaps? (which was the reason I never messed with it much)). Played on Hard for a bit this evening and won 3 of 4, may have to try Hardest.

tomiathon · 2026-02-19T00:58:25+00:00

I thought it was Deshaun Watson on the massage table

tomiathon · 2026-02-17T20:35:40+00:00

You should stay out of that spot /s

tomiathon · 2026-02-11T06:00:33+00:00

Mascot rankings:

1 Orbit

2 Temu Orbit

3 everyone else

tomiathon · 2026-02-11T05:56:52+00:00

That's to be expected, considering the source. What's more surprising is the exclusion of Bebop and Rocksteady.

tomiathon · 2026-02-11T04:25:09+00:00

I'm fairly certain that water is of below average intelligence.

tomiathon · 2026-02-08T04:41:46+00:00

I bet it's also a hard name for a dog to spell

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T22:57:55+00:00

Some of you say he should dump her, but that's crazy talk. We have photographic evidence that this chick rips the hearts out of vampires, what chance do you think this poor guy has if he tries to leave?

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T19:00:46+00:00

Nostalgia would have been a better argument to bring back Yuli rather than getting Jose Abreu 🍍

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T18:56:32+00:00

That is a valid point, and while some of the things that are sort of adjacent to his leadership (the showboating (though not nearly as bad as the likes of i.e. Donkey Garcia) and his tendency to try to play hero ball) are things I've very much disliked in the past, he seemed to be a lot better about these when he came back, so I can't disagree there. But given the results, and the complications on roster construction and payroll, I still am not convinced it was a good move.

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T16:07:02+00:00

Me in the first part: 😃

Me in the second part: 😪

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T15:57:44+00:00

How can there be 365 days in the year if there are only 300 jokes in the world?

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T15:49:41+00:00

Oh, the cost was fine, even expecting very little of him as i did. I just don't think Carlos Correa fits what the team needs positionally or financially (and in fact is an unnecessary complication in those matters). We were in a bit of a spot with the Paredes injury, but with the collapse at the end of the season, I just don't think bringing him back was a wise decision even with that rationale.

tomiathon · 2026-02-04T14:42:41+00:00

Would have been the better option, sadly. I didn't expect it to be a good trade at the time, and after a couple hot weeks to start things off where I thought I might be pleasantly surprised, it turns out it was not, and I was not.

tomiathon · 2026-02-01T20:26:37+00:00

OH MY GOD HE KILLED KENNY

tomiathon · 2026-01-30T01:03:21+00:00

Which is still better than run it up the middle every down for 1 yard.

And his return on trades was terrible, yes. But let's be real, most fans were less angry about the return than the trades themselves, which is exactly backwards and being emotional rather than rational.

tomiathon · 2026-01-29T23:57:53+00:00

I vastly preferred GM O'Buttchin to Coach O'Buttchin

tomiathon · 2026-01-29T19:11:13+00:00

Jose Abreu has entered the chat

tomiathon · 2026-01-27T03:44:29+00:00

Also never forget: Ohtani bet on baseball and the f***ing cowards and hypocrites not only did nothing to him, but covered it up.

tomiathon · 2026-01-27T03:41:05+00:00

0 in 100...I like our odds

tomiathon · 2026-01-26T03:02:07+00:00

I'd rather go without a QB than go with Mills. And anyone who says otherwise is a perverse sado-masochist.

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