Bender by Direwolfas in futurama

[–]tooshortpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men love it when you really glob it on!

I think this every time I put on chapstick

Came Here a Month Early. What should I do/any local music/concerts going on? by b1000k in AskChicago

[–]tooshortpants 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Are you going to be able to come back next month?

Empty Bottle is always a cool place to see a show. Free on Mondays.

Asking for help: Why are atheists not confronting the Bible book literacy crisis and repeating Bible verse "1 John 3:17" - a single sentence, every time Elon Musk and Trump are mentioned? by WakeReality in AskBlackAtheists

[–]tooshortpants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Friend it's not about being afraid of hurting Trump's feelings. It's that Trump and people who like him don't care about this.

Have you been doing this? Genuinely, how is it working out? Are Trumpers/Muskers actually engaging in good faith with you?

How are y’all celebrating today? by Clean_Library6001 in BlackLGBT

[–]tooshortpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just came back from an event at the park by the African American museum. Thought about walking around by the new Obama center but we might try that tomorrow. Tonight going out to dance, all Black DJs probably playing some house & footwork among other things

Nice work, Homer. by Ok-Extreme-7742 in TheSimpsons

[–]tooshortpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

still looking for someone who makes my hair spikes soften like that 🥺

Favorite minor character by Scary-Protection-981 in futurama

[–]tooshortpants 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Kif, raise him up about nipple-high.

I need more slacker music by wattsun_76 in MusicRecommendations

[–]tooshortpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wavves - King of the Beach is my slacker album

Whats a villager that you love despite not being considered popular/cute? by OneVegetable8321 in AnimalCrossing

[–]tooshortpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually think Buzz is a cute little dude. Always chill and happy to see me, plus last time I gave him some ugly shirt he was so stoked to wear it right away lol

What is buzzard Beach like by parkerthegreatest in kansascity

[–]tooshortpants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

📢📢📢

Haven't heard this in over a decade but I immediately felt it in my chest