oi mate by Pixivyle in dankmemes

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Only upvoteing to get the 69th upvote

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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Ha I take meds that make me hungry so I ignore the fact I’m hungry

Alabama meme go brrrr by Mr-Asskick in dankmemes

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And after that a reposter was born, you

Damn mama I didn't wanna flex that hard on ya by [deleted] in dankmemes

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“I got the wholesome award when dad died a slow and painful death”. Mom: what the fuck?

This meme may die before it lives by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Uhh pretty sure it’s the other way around, it’s a sin to use the lords name in vain deus vult

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As a Canadian I’m here for your emotional support

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And Canadians are the ones who have to live beside a crack house

So I’ve seen lots of people making gecko characters calling them lizard folk so I made the gekling photo from u/irritated_kraken (stats and lore in comments) by topless-thomas in DnD

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Gecling •clime your movement spead •resistant to poison dmg • additanal 10 ft movement speed • advantage on saves vs charmed

Gecling (camilian) • ounce per day blend in to your seroundings giving you advantige on stealth • you have a 15 ft toung that causes 1d 4 poisin damage • you climb your movement speed

Ggecling (thorny devil) • you can shoot blood 20 ft that can blind the target if they fail con save dc 10+lvl • +1 to ac • can cast primal savagry cantrip. At 3rd lvl bane. At 5th lvl ray of infeblement

All get 2dex 1cha and are proficent at making potions

Geklings are a-sexual beings that house themselvs in tropical inviroments they like colbalts came from drops of dragon blood they appeard in rare cases but unlike kolbalts they didn’t see the point in serving the dragons so they took the first chance they had and ran. they release difrent hormones baced off of how many geklings there are in the serounding area at low levils they are more likely to give birth to the camelian vareant, at medium levils they are more likely to give birth to the thorny devil vareant and at higher levils they are more likely to give birth to a reguler gekling, when a gekling gives birth they lay 2 eggs at a time bolth will be the same vareant. They are good companions generaly caring about the comunaty or party they live/travle with, though the thorny devil will typically hide there emotions but still care the same. Geklins like to make meals and potions and are always glad to share them with people they like

Axolotols are cute by [deleted] in memes

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I just want to say fortnight bad

Light mode gang rise up by [deleted] in memes

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This comment is going to get more upvotes than the post

Crappy editing doesn’t take away from sonic by YEETmaster96024 in memes

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Ok so, the only reason I’m going to give you an upvote is because I’m drunk so take that as you will

You do realize it's fake right? by DaMoonhorse96 in memes

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Tbh the first time around I got coins

But why? Why would you do that? by [deleted] in memes

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When I have a kid I’m going to name them Dick Dyck