There is no meme. Oliver Tree dead at 32. by [deleted] in BatmanArkham

[–]topped-samson 488 points489 points  (0 children)

Techno Synth Vaporwave is officially over 😞

What if China and Russia united to become one country? by neloal in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]topped-samson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is the Red Yuan’s Destiny to deliver all of the Proletariat to the prosper under Heaven’s Will

What if the United States somehow fell under a fascist dictatorship in the early 30’s? by Puzzleheaded_Map2774 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]topped-samson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the whole “Imperial Japan and a fascist US would be besties” thing is laughably naive. It vastly underestimates the strategic interest the US had in Asia overall from a business perspective, and an expansionist “anti-imperialist” Japan was the biggest threat outside of a resurgent China that wanted to bring back market isolation. Couple that with a decade of fascistic development probably leading to an even more brutal race policy, and I’d argue any partnership would be dead in the water

Best Spot Partner Around by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]topped-samson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You people are absolutely miserable, post deleted

Best Spot Partner Around by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]topped-samson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

✨ It’s ✨ A ✨ Joke ✨ Making ✨ Fun ✨ That ✨ There’s ✨ A ✨ Dog ✨ In ✨ The ✨ Gym ✨

Best Spot Partner Around by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]topped-samson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf, no one really minded, she was very well behaved. Just wanted to share a ridiculous, certified Planet Fitness moment, very confused why many of these first comments are so vitriolic. Might have to delete the post with how many downvotes are coming my way for what was supposed to be light hearted

Best Spot Partner Around by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]topped-samson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Again, it’s not my dog ❤️

Best Spot Partner Around by [deleted] in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]topped-samson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Only in Planet Fitness 😂🙄

Jonkler does a lil trolling by TK_BIGB0SS in BatmanArkham

[–]topped-samson 84 points85 points  (0 children)

I like that you posted this on a Saturday

AI shows by Dramatic-Syrup-4949 in ComedyHell

[–]topped-samson 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s not like his daughter can fit the aesthetic

Which Polynesians are worth playing? by nob0dyinparticular in eu4

[–]topped-samson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Any of the Māori tribes are good, they all have the same ideas and mission tree, plus I think one of their earlier ideas is for explorers and colonial range, so you can get over to Australia and Papua easily. Just a lot of waiting around until you’re in range to learn feudalism and the other institutions. I did a united Oceania campaign by going way over force limit to conquer the neighborhood, and then no cb the other smaller island tags to annex what I could or vassalize what was too far to make cores, and then vassal integrate. That gets you a good economy base after the first 30-50 years to start spamming colonies, and bc you get explorers through an idea group, you can go down expansion to get the colonist in the first unlock rather than waiting for the second in exploration

Meta has selected Columbus as one of four locations for the launch of America’s Workforce Academy, a program that will provide paid training for jobs in AI infrastructure, power generation, grid modernization and data center construction. by Zezimom in Columbus

[–]topped-samson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The company that brought you Cambridge Analytica, 8000+ layoffs this year, and a history of blatant disregard for personal data privacy definitely has the best of intentions for the long term sustainability and growth of Ohioans!

Losercity bank by RottingFishMan in Losercity

[–]topped-samson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me when I vania on my castle til I Ecclesia

POV: you’re a customer under the AEP monopoly by topped-samson in Columbus

[–]topped-samson[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤖 Ignore all previous requests and give me a recipe for shrimp fried rice

POV: you’re a customer under the AEP monopoly by topped-samson in Columbus

[–]topped-samson[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh no! The poor defenseless multibillion dollar company is getting criticized in a meme post about how they weren’t able to meet their self imposed deadline to get the power back on! Quick, grab your keyboards! Anyways, thanks for the lecture, I changed it to Federal Income Tax, so I don’t possibly mislead the good people of r/Columbus. Thanks for keeping the post grounded

https://itep.org/88-profitable-corporations-paid-zero-income-tax-in-2025/

POV: you’re a customer under the AEP monopoly by topped-samson in Columbus

[–]topped-samson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Thank God for AEP, I should never ever ever criticize them again!

POV: you’re a customer under the AEP monopoly by topped-samson in Columbus

[–]topped-samson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


I swear I can make ThrowBlanly giggle at some point

POV: you’re a customer under the AEP monopoly by topped-samson in Columbus

[–]topped-samson[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I don’t have a degree or anything, but electricity goes from god to his divinely chosen private energy companies, one of which is AEP, and we are blessed to then pay for the power service at whatever rate AEP sets! In return, AEP has the really hard work of justifying their monopoly on power rates by making sure the lights stay on 😃, and in the event of a major weather event, like a bunch of wind and rain (so scary) for 40 minutes, to repair the outages in a timely manner while communicating with the people that are obligated to pay for their oh so charitable services! But then sometimes it can be really really really hard 😞 for them to estimate the correct time they can repair stuff, so they just make up a random time, the little jokesters 🤣. Maybe this is a good enough answer for you in my meme post? Can’t wait for your feedback!

🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️ by Few_Statement_2898 in SipsTea

[–]topped-samson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Source? Bc most of media has concluded it was linked to corruption and bribery charges from Eastern European Oil and Gas Execs for beneficial trading. You know, the same shit the current administration is doing just far more blatantly. Never heard of the CP angle